Search results

Rant Thanks Tezzer,do'nt feel so alone now !:)

Rant Pushchairs on pavemets Dogs on leads in crowded places Mobility scooters - mobility scooter idiot riders !(they are not drivers because they ca'nt drive!!) All immigration ministers from 1945 onwards.If an ex soldier from Ausie,NZ,SA,or Canada were alive today and wanted to immigrate to...

Snow I Did !!! West of Swansea this morning on the A4 westwards towards Fishguard. A mini blizzard - came down witin minutes and covered the road and countryside.I was on my way to Ireland towing a trailer and had fun and games on the downhills.Few shunts along the way as well.Then when we were...

LED lights I don't have his details either as it was all done with PM's:(

I bought a couple of LED sidelights from Darwin a couple of months ago and only got round to fitting them this afternoon.Excellent!No more yellow barely visable glow worms.The LED's provide a crisp white light which is quite distinctive.I also fitted Ice Blue headlamp bulbs and the whole effect...

Farm Life We have a couple of pigs here on the farm,one is called Mohamed - does that count as a statistic ? The other is called Fatima and we think she is pregnant.Any suggestions on names for the piglets?:augie

Primera Suggestion.Disconnect the V.S.S and see if there is any difference.If not then perhaps ? Another thought is that if the faulty V.S.S. is looped back to the CPU it could disrupt the signal for low speed fuel mixture.Then again I have no idea what I am talking about .:nenau

Heater Take two lady hunters along and sleep in the middle !:lol

Anyone interested ? I might be selling my X Reg SWB absolutely mint with 36000 miles on the clock if anyone is interested send me a PM.All the bells and whistles,towbar etc.Her indoors wants a campervan,i'm not keen but what can a man do.:(

PC gone Mad Tezzer,please !! "Blind eye ?" What next? turn up my nose,pull my leg? Next thing you will be eating a spotted dick and ordering a Chinese !! :D

I think the Puma is classed as a "Sports Coupe" and therefore supposedly driven by irresponsible youths with bumcrack jeans and hoods.The fact that you wear tweed and have a girlfriend called Gertrude makes no diffs to the ignorant little men in the back office who count the pound coins !! :)

Clamp Clamp their vehicle when they are not looking or let all 4 tyres down.:naughty

NFU I left Direct Line when we moved house one block away and the vehicle was off the street and in a locked garage. They wanted to charge me an extra £50 even though the car was now safer overnight ! They simply said the post code was different and that was it. The fact that the car had been...

NFU I am with them as well.Check prices every year and they are always very competitive so stay with them.Other thing is they are down the road (6 miles) and I always speak to the same local person with a pronouncable name. Suits me sir !:thumb2

Chips When I was a kid I bought a packet of chips at the local Fish and Chip emporium only to find a cockroach at the bottom of the packet - after i had polished off the lot. Went back inside and showed the man who accused me of doing it on purpose to get more chips and banned me from his...

Bicycles. I have made a couple of bike carriers and used them sucessfully over thousands of miles.The concept is a plate that bolts betwn the ball and hitch.Two offset (sufficient to clear the spare)uprights are fitted to the plate (slot and secure pin)and level with the top of the spare.One or...

Dash bubbles Having lived in Africa I am aware that some vehicles imported from Europe develop similar problems.The plastic mouldings can also become deformed and warped.Materials in some EU vehicles are not designed to take the high temperatures found in Africa and elsewhere. I experienced...

Check this Very fetching in maroon !!

Battery Lucky (or just good thinking) you had a fire extinguisher handy. ! About 10 years ago the battery on my Nissan 1400 died.So eventually after being towed home at 2am I decided to disconnect the battery.As I touched the terminal with a spanner the battery exploded with an enormous bang...

Timing chain Well I took the advice of the wise and bought a diesel T2 ! SWB X reg and just under 35000 miles.(yes 35 !)with FSH.Very reasonable price too.Brilliant condition but needs a few items sorted and then it will be el perfecto.Bodywork is mark free and so is interior but it does have...