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11redrex said:
people who shake their fists and swear at you when they're in their cars but then lock their doors and phone the police when you force them onto the hard shoulder and start smashing their car up with a 5 foot crow bar.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol:thumb2
 
larson said:
sounds like you got plenty on..
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Got nothing happening as the wheels of divorce grind slow, and he is unfortunately a devious bastard who has avoided being evicted from the premises.

So she endures and I (and several others) reign in justified but unfulfillable urges to do the world a favour.
 
Tell ya whats pissing me off at the moment.

1. This government thinking we are all as full of the same shite as them.

2. The EU or what ever they are calling themselves today.

3. Arseholes who peep there horn for no reason, then when you say "whats up" they smile and put their thumbs up and youn dont know them , infact youve never seen them before.

4. People who take dogs for a walk and dont pick up the shite, that my shoes seem to have a instant attraction to.

5. People who ride horses on the road, whats the feckin fields for.

6.Cheryl Cole, gobby false cow.

7. The rising cost of diesel

8. Shammy Chakrabarti, wish shed have a shave and shut the feck up about freedom and free speech, she needs to get a proper job or think her self lucky shes got a job as its getting to the point where most folk aint got any job at all.

9. Speed cameras, nowt but a money making racket.

10. oh and Alan Feckin Titchmarsh what a full blown Wan£er he is comes from up north and proud of it but never been north of watford since being famous... traitor

Thats about it for now but suppose someone will upset me in the next hr
 
"4. People who take dogs for a walk and dont pick up the shite, that my shoes seem to have a instant attraction to."

What about the dim wit's who pick it up in a poo bag and then dump the bag:nenau What's that about? Better to put the bag in yer pocket to keep your hands warm:lol:lol:lol

Jim
 
tezzer said:
people who bid and win a car or anything else really, call and make arrangements and then don't bother turning up,--- to**ers

immigrants.

drivers who fill up with petrol, and then sit in car at the pump,making a poxy phone call,--:nenau

Jehovah witness, they always knock when im either eating or in the crapper, :augie

i think that's it for now.:doh
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1. Agreed. Unless a very good reason.
2. (Slightly offensive without any context)
My wife's parents immigrated from Bangladesh in the 50s & have done more for our economy than anyone else I know.
Sweeping statements belong with dodgy politicians....
Do my children belong on an over-simplistic & generalised list too?
3. I sat (with 3 queueing behind me today) for a pump, whilst the lady in front changed her shoes, passed nibbles to her child, sent a txt & spent 5 minutes plugging in her seat belt - oblivious to the cars queuing onto the busy road. Agreed.
4. Jehovahs witnesses? Invite them in & offer them a cold tinny while you finish your cr*p!

Peace!
 
jims-terrano said:
"4. People who take dogs for a walk and dont pick up the shite, that my shoes seem to have a instant attraction to."

What about the dim wit's who pick it up in a poo bag and then dump the bag:nenau What's that about? Better to put the bag in yer pocket to keep your hands warm:lol:lol:lol

Jim
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Jim, Im glad Im not the only one who notices these shitting machines in operation, BUT why does dog shite smell so vile ???? I am not aginst dogs, in fact I adore them, its the bloody owners who need to be on a leash :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs
 
MontysMaverick said:
Jim, Im glad Im not the only one who notices these shitting machines in operation, BUT why does dog shite smell so vile ???? I am not aginst dogs, in fact I adore them, its the bloody owners who need to be on a leash :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs
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why do you think dogs lick their bums when theyve eaten ? .... to get rid of the taste
 
MontysMaverick said:
Jim, Im glad Im not the only one who notices these shitting machines in operation, BUT why does dog shite smell so vile ???? I am not aginst dogs, in fact I adore them, its the bloody owners who need to be on a leash :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs
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Ouhh I might ask the wife if she fancies being on the leash:clap then run LF:lol

Jim

PS we do pick it up and take it to a bin.
 
jims-terrano said:
Ouhh I might ask the wife if she fancies being on the leash:clap then run LF:lol

Jim

PS we do pick it up and take it to a bin.
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Jim, What you get up to in the own comfort of your bedroom isnt really for posting on here :naughty :naughty :naughty :sly :sly :sly

If you think it is Pics Please :lol :lol :lol
 
Ooh, ooh, ******* people who ******* drive around with their ******* front ******* fog ******* lights on all the ******* time. (Hope the censor's working)
 
11redrex said:
Ooh, ooh, ******* people who ******* drive around with their ******* front ******* fog ******* lights on all the ******* time. (Hope the censor's working)
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or even fuffing worse their rear fogs on all the time :mad:...... pillocks
 
people who don't indicate correctly on roundabouts and people who can't mind their own business.
 
Rant

Pushchairs on pavemets
Dogs on leads in crowded places
Mobility scooters - mobility scooter idiot riders !(they are not drivers because they ca'nt drive!!)
All immigration ministers from 1945 onwards.If an ex soldier from Ausie,NZ,SA,or Canada were alive today and wanted to immigrate to the UK he would be refused.However,very soon many from Turkey will be allowed to wander in and claim benefits or job seekers just like the other EU crowd.

Something terribly wrong when those with an English speaking British heritage are considered to be undesireable.Sucessive British governments have betrayed the very people they paid to emmigrate to the colonies.Those same people whose forefathers built this country along with yours and mine.Those people who were educated under the British system,are english speaking,of the Christian faith,and sang God Save The Queen every morning at school.They are not good enough for this country.Anyone from anywhere in the EU is.I say again,something wrong somewhere.!:(

Ok,had my rant.Shout at me if you must.
 
cant stand when you phone up a company and youre answered by a machine whats just there to pacify you while youre on hold asking yer date of birth acount number etc and then repeating it back to you wrong, asking again then after four attempts says "wait while i put you through to a adviser" who then goes on to ask you the same things arrrrrr:nenau:nenau:nenau
 
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