Have you got roadsside recovery,set off then phone them out.Being disabled means either home or to journeys end,but msake sure plenty of fuel in car as they check.
Make a stand out of a old garden rotary line and use that.did mine last year but use sky dish, decoder.Usually takes about 5/10 miins to set up.To stop rotating drill small hole in collar for self tapper.Drill numerous holes on centre spindle to adjust height.
What we need is a agony aunt to sort all breakdowns in relationships/taking piss too far/rude jokes because everyone gets them on their phone and post on here.So who wants to be jeremy kyle.But there again it is a 4x4 site.