Sore Nads

[Darwin]

Just got back from having the snip and didn,t feel a thing , just feels a bit sore atm :doh

oh and I am bored.:nenau

Got rear shocks to fit , dont think it will be this weekend.

 

[zippy656]

join the club, had that few years back!


just wait till later OCH!

 

[Darwin]

join the club, had that few years back!


just wait till later OCH!

it was 4 hours ago and just feels sore, prob wake up in the morning with saddlebags. :lol


PS still want your front lifted ? and bacon sandwiches as payment ok ?

 

[nejones]

Thought about having that done some years ago but i just hadn't got the balls :lol to go through with it.

 

[lacroupade]

Just got back from having the snip and didn,t feel a thing , just feels a bit sore atm :doh

oh and I am bored.:nenau

Got rear shocks to fit , dont think it will be this weekend.

jeezuz krist i just choked on me biscuit!!!!! i think my nads just descended of their own accord!

should do what I did and marry a woman who's already been 'sorted'!

brave man is all I can say!!!! but you're still not going to have me....

 

[lacroupade]

A mate of mine put me off it years ago; told me he went to have it done and spent an hour sat in a row with three other blokes, with their tackle poking out through a green sheet (not the same sheet of course!), before the nurse came round and set them all home cos the doc was on a sickie!!!

No way, not me guv!

I once let a gorgeous nurse administer a HUUUUGGGEE suppository when I was in with appendicitis complications, but then I was out of it so I didn't care....

 

[zippy656]

it was 4 hours ago and just feels sore, prob wake up in the morning with saddlebags. :lol


PS still want your front lifted ? and bacon sandwiches as payment ok ?

sure.. just want to level it up a bit.

got my A Bar to fit this weekend too!

 

[Darwin]

funny thing is they said you have to wear tight pants for 2 days , if things swell up any more by bermuda shorts would qualify as tight pants :lol

and I am hungry and the mrs has gone out.

 

[zippy656]

get up and get some thing then! bust be some thing there to eat

 

[Darwin]

sure.. just want to level it up a bit.

got my A Bar to fit this weekend too!

i was looking at this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nissan-Terran...14&_trkparms=72:1683|66:2|65:12|39:1|240:1318

but would rather have a proper winch bumper but cant find a decent one

 

[zippy656]

i was looking at this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nissan-Terran...14&_trkparms=72:1683|66:2|65:12|39:1|240:1318

but would rather have a proper winch bumper but cant find a decent one

och! thats a lot..

hopefully not need a winch, but then can always use a towball fitting one.

 

[extreme-4x4]

well i had hoped id never say this but ........ your all talking bollocks:lol:lol:lol

 

[zippy656]

you know me extreme.. thats all i do!

 

[lacroupade]

well i had hoped id never say this but ........ your all talking bollocks:lol:lol:lol

Fetch a moderator at once.....!!!

oh......:doh

 

[zippy656]

i think he means BALL Locks as in tow hitch locks.



ok so maybe not then..

 

[tezzer]

i'd rather have a "thomas" a couple a times a week, and divorce the wife. i'll tell you why a few years ago i helped my father in law castrate some lambs with a of pliers that looked similar to bolt croppers but the jaws dont close tight just enought to crush thier tubes i got a b..llock ache after doing just one, did'nt do any more, darwin you are a brave man, :bow



tezzer

 

[tezzer]

darwin, hows the gonads doing mate, are they like coconuts yet??? :nenau

a brave man indeed :bow


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[Muzz]

You soft bunch.

I had mine done two years ago hospital in the morning home for dinner in the garden digging a tree stump up in the afternoon i never felt a thing.

The next day they were the size of cricket balls but got the mrs to check the tackle and all working ok.

The bad bit is the samples and taking them to the hospital for all to look at.
It's an un-natural position trying to fill a jug it gets all over the place.

 

[tezzer]

You soft bunch.

I had mine done two years ago hospital in the morning home for dinner in the garden digging a tree stump up in the afternoon i never felt a thing.

The next day they were the size of cricket balls but got the mrs to check the tackle and all working ok.

The bad bit is the samples and taking them to the hospital for all to look at.
It's an un-natural position trying to fill a jug it gets all over the place.

a "JUG" more like a egg cup here mate, and i cant touch the bottom with the chap either. lol :augie a jug :lol




tezzer

 

[lacroupade]

i'd rather have a "thomas" a couple a times a week, and divorce the wife. i'll tell you why a few years ago i helped my father in law castrate some lambs with a of pliers that looked similar to bolt croppers but the jaws dont close tight just enought to crush thier tubes i got a b..llock ache after doing just one, did'nt do any more, darwin you are a brave man, :bow



tezzer

bloody norah! my testicles have now left their little sack for good, never to be seen again!