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[panelbeater]

1. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

2. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

3. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

4. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

5. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

6. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

7. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

8. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in
the parking lot.

9. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!!..
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[Monaro Pete]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Blocky10]

Is this what I've got coming? :lol

 

[macabethiel]

Is this what I've got coming? :lol

Yep most definitely it's the rate of decline that's hard to spot !

 

[johnb5177]

Oh so true.....:doh

 

[Lazy-Ferret]

Drat, I related to several of them

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[panelbeater]

i must have been looking at totie as just had my pacemaker replaced.

 

[rustic]

Old is when you are lying in bed, pondering whether to get up, or not, not knowing what day it is, until you look at your pills box and it says.... Saturday Breakfast.

:doh