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A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar, and then turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this gator's mouth and place my privates inside, then the gator will close his mouth for one full minute. Then he'll open his...

See them every day going around Swansea with old Grannies on them , doing their shopping !!! Anyway, congrats Paul and Zoe ... TEAM WALES ROCKS !!! Matt.

Hey ... Who told you that you could post my LIFE STORY !!! Matt ( now single, and got money in my wallet !! )

I know her well .... lives on the hill just above Banwen .... calls herself ALI Baaaarrrbbbaaaarrraaaaaaa .... very much into WIMPEY WELLIES & TRENCHCOATS !!! Matt.

Hi Danielj , if you look in the "Virtual Pub" section, you will see "Bronze Rat" ... a joke entered by Paul (lacroupade) ... would sort your rodent problem in no time !! Matt.

Hey Paul, isn't that "Head Honcho Harry" a member of Team South East ?? Matt.

Course, you could always have a look around and see if you can find Paul's Bronze Rat

Photos please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, lets be fair, she probably found Extreme a bit of a letdown !!http://www.nissan4x4ownersclub.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

G'Day , you sweet talking ba$*&rd, wishing you and the tribe a very merry Crimbo and a Happy and prosperous New Year ... from the ORIGINAL South Wales !!!! All the best, Matt.

Have you got an A Bar/Bull Bar to fit a 1999 (V Reg) Terrano II (Round Headlight Model ? Thanks, Matt.

Isn't there a slider by the heater control for changing from FRESH AIR to RE-CYCLE AIR ? If the slider doesn't change the type of air, maybe the system has seized. Matt.

Last Christmas I had a prezzie of a battery powered key heater ... it looks like a remote key, but instead of sending a signal, you put the key part in to the lock, press the button, and it heats up the key part, de-icing the barrel of the lock. May be worth looking around the car accessories...

And a very merry Christmas and a Happy and prosperous New Year to you and your family !! Matt.

Hey Plank, with no Nissan 4x4 , but four-hoof drive , maybe you should change your name from Plank to STEPTOE !!! Matt.

EEErrrrmmmmm ........ PHOTOS PLEASE !!!!!

Hey Makeitfit ... Check your P.M's .... same for BAT21 Matt.

You can wind the front suspension up a bit ... looks a little on the low side on the front. By the way, the Maverick in the photos is a TD and not a TDI ( no air scoop on bonnet for intercooler) Matt.

Sounds like "Wind-Up" ... Change the rear diff oil ... you will need 3 litres of Limited Slip Differential Oil - specification is API GL-5 ( 80W-90 ). Matt.