worst ever joke competition

[briggie]

the idea is to post your worst joke , we vote on which is the worst ... winner gets a club sticker paid for by me :thumb2


so come on folks drag those jokes out of the bin :lol

 

[kbekl]

what do you call a fly with no wings ????























a walk

 

[briggie]

what do you call a fly with no wings ????


















a walk

lol thats the idea

 

[JimmyJaffa]

Why did the Irish man sell he's tv? to buy a video.:lol:lol:lol:lol

 

[11redrex]

what do you call a fish with no eyes ?


































a fsh.

 

[briggie]

2 oranges rolling down a hill , one stopped because it had run out of juice

 

[Adz]

Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation?























Cos he is an x-boxer

 

[kbekl]

What goes tick-tock, woof-woof ??





















a watchdog

 

[patbhoy]

I've just downloaded the koran, would you like me to burn you a copy.

 

[Terranical]

What do you call a blind deer - no eyed deer! (No idea)

 

[briggie]

where do you find a dog with no legs ? ...... where you left it

 

[MudLifeCrisis]

What do you call a blind deer - no eyed deer! (No idea)

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?




Still no idea. ;O)

 

[patbhoy]

the idea is to post your worst joke , we vote on which is the worst ... winner gets a club sticker paid for by me :thumb2


so come on folks drag those jokes out of the bin :lol

You wont be having to spend any money Pete, there aint many of us can tells jokes as bad as yours:lol:lol:lol

 

[macabethiel]

more jokes

Why did the Pillarbox ?






Its saw the garden fencing !

 

[Reames]

A man goes to the doctors and says "I've got a cricket ball stuck in my bum."

"Hows that!" replied the doctor.

 

[vintagetransport]

On a golf tour in Newfoundland , Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion
into a gas station in a remote part of town.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
''How's she cuttin' bye'' says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he
does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
''What are dose?'' asks the attendant. ''They're called tees'' replies
Tiger.

''Well, what on god's earth are dey for?'' inquires the attendant..

''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving'', says Tiger.


''Fookin Jaysus'', says the Newfoundlander, ''Ford tinks of everyting!

 

[The Patrolman]

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?




Still no idea. ;O)

What do you call a blind deer with no legs and no C0CK???

Still no F@~king Idea!!!:clap:clap

 

[The Patrolman]

I saw a man with a cabbage on a lead going across the park .i said what u doing with a cabbage on a lead ,,he looked at me and said ..oh i thought it was a collie

 

[The Patrolman]

What's Orange and sounds like a Parrot??







A Carrot!!!

 

[The Patrolman]

Man 'Doctor I've got a peanut stuck up me arse!!!'

Doctor 'Go home and have a bar of dairy milk and it'll come out a "treat"!!'