worst ever joke competition

[R1cho]

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air."
The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."

 

[briggie]

judging

i am currently engaged in judging the jokes in this thread for the prize of a club sticker :thumb2.... if you wish to add any more of your jokes for consideration please do , but a decision will be made on friday :thumb2

i thank you all for your contributions , some of which had me giggling for ages , some of which had me feeling sick lol .

watch this space

regards

pete

 

[glenbo]

what do you call a ten foot gorilla?











SIR :augie

 

[glenbo]

what do you call a deaf ten foot gorilla?









anything you like he cant hear you :doh

 

[briggie]

judgement

as there are many many funny jokes entered , i am going to judge the contest on the member who posts the most funny jokes in this thread ..... it may or may not be tonight tho