Well bugger me....can you guess??

[terranosaurusdoug]

Why is it only ever the off side front indicator that fills up? Same on both of mine!

:nenau

Indicator was low on fluid and the fish that lives in there was knocking on the lense trying to get your attention so you could fill it back up:nenau

:roflol: I had to re home bob so I could drain the water, drilled a small hole, it was really satisfying watching it drain out, like picking a massive spot :lol
https://youtu.be/0LuEm2vntng WARNING, only watch this vid if you have a strong stomach :sly

 

[terranosaurusdoug]

Depends how close you live to the Yorkshire Wildlife Park :lol

:lol yeh, when a quick look underneath results in head loss :lol:lol

 

[emjaybee]

:lol:lol I've got a mental image of you typing :lol

I put the medallion on the passenger seat next to my pimp stick since I had the chain lengthened, the hoes are in the back now, and they are silent, or else :lol:lol

??????

Put his medallion on the seat...

... er, okay, get that. Pimp stick, is that summat to do with prostitutes or has he mis-spelt pump? Must be pump, but why does it have a chain...

...oh yup, so he can lock it up to stop thieving sh*ts stealing it. But then he's putting his gardening tools in the back. Eh??? From what he's said he doesn't sound like the average gardener, and I'm guessing he's wrapped 'em in summat to stop them rattlin'.

Haven't we got any normal people left? What the f*** is goin' on, I'm struggling to understand everything these days.

 

[macabethiel]

So basically this post was really meant to say was "please lads take the pee out of me as much as possible" :thumbs

We need an uploaded sound track to give a sensible diagnosis.

 

[johnb5177]

Sensible......on this forum......well sometime...maybe.....:nenau

 

[don simon]

Something left under the rear seats.

 

[terranosaurusdoug]

Something left under the rear seats.

Not quite that simple but I only needed a 17mm and a 19mm socket :thumb2, underneath the vehicle :thumb2

 

[emjaybee]

This threads been rumbling for so long I had to go back to the start to remember what it was about!

I think it's an age thing, slightly worrying as I haven't hit 50 yet.

:doh

I had a rattle under my first transit after having some emergency brake work done at a Halfords service centre (brake shoe collapsed and could barely move van - good work and reasonable cost at Halfords BTY), got underneath and found that a spanner monkey had left a pair of mole grips clipped to an adjuster. Wasn't affecting performance or safety, just forgotten to retrieve them. I assumed it was one of those "free gift promotions", still have them, still use them.

:thumbs

 

[Lazy-Ferret]

Not quite that simple but I only needed a 17mm and a 19mm socket :thumb2, underneath the vehicle :thumb2

You forgot to bolt the winch on? :doh

 

[terranosaurusdoug]

You forgot to bolt the winch on? :doh

Wish I had a winch

 

[Lazy-Ferret]

Wish I had a winch

See.. I said you forget to bolt it on... :lol

Only thing I can think of that needs 17mm and 19mm, are things bolted to Chassis, but most of those would have been pretty serious if they were loose...

Front towing point?

 

[terranosaurusdoug]

This threads been rumbling for so long I had to go back to the start to remember what it was about!

I think it's an age thing, slightly worrying as I haven't hit 50 yet.

:doh

I had a rattle under my first transit after having some emergency brake work done at a Halfords service centre (brake shoe collapsed and could barely move van - good work and reasonable cost at Halfords BTY), got underneath and found that a spanner monkey had left a pair of mole grips clipped to an adjuster. Wasn't affecting performance or safety, just forgotten to retrieve them. I assumed it was one of those "free gift promotions", still have them, still use them.

:thumbs

:lol:lol it's a good laugh innit'. I'm not going to tell what it was now, it's a bit of a let down :lol

 

[don simon]

:lol:lol it's a good laugh innit'. I'm not going to tell what it was now, it's a bit of a let down :lol

Nooooooooooooooooooooo! You can't do that, I've hardly slept since the thread was started.

 

[Lazy-Ferret]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo! You can't do that, I've hardly slept since the thread was started.

:lol:lol:lol

 

[terranosaurusdoug]

See.. I said you forget to bolt it on... :lol

Only thing I can think of that needs 17mm and 19mm, are things bolted to Chassis, but most of those would have been pretty serious if they were loose...

Front towing point?

You're right, but it's a part that isn't "essential" I reckon you'll get it from that Mr Ferret :lol:thumb2

 

[terranosaurusdoug]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo! You can't do that, I've hardly slept since the thread was started.

:lol:lol awww man, I wish it was summat good like a rubber chicken stuck in the wheel arch :lol, it really is quite pedestrian stuff

 

[terranosaurusdoug]

I see smoke in the distance, that's how I know you're thinking really hard about it :lol

 

[Lazy-Ferret]

:lol:lol awww man, I wish it was summat good like a rubber chicken stuck in the wheel arch :lol, it really is quite pedestrian stuff

What, you had an old lady's zimmer frame stuck under the car???

Saying that, I found an 18" bit of 2x1 timber wedged up inside the O/S engine bay on Suz's car the other day. No idea where it came from, or how long it had been there!

 

[Lazy-Ferret]

Passenger side seat belt stuck in door, and you needed the sockets to change the seat belt because it got all mucky?

 

[jims-terrano]

You hadn't tightened the bolts on the front bumper