Timbo_1975
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The majority of driving have seen recently i would suggest;
1. Get the revs to at least half throttle, mybe more, say 3500-3750 in a diesel and 5-5500+ in a petrol
2. Depress clutch, engage 1st gear, let clutch out and increase revs as the clutch bites.
3. Once you have the wheels in motion, press the accelerator firmly into the floor carpet and keep it there. The rev limiter needs to be tested now and then.
4. Start turning the steering from side to side whilst displaying an expression similar to what you might have were you to catch a whiff of a fart in a busy elevator.
5. Start repeatedly saying "come on" whilst blipping the throttle on and off.
6. Phone the AA.
7. Phone the RAC when you realise yiou arent an AA member.
8. Phone ASDA and ask if they can deliver your shopping as you cant get out to them with your car.
Other hints and tips are to make sure you are dressed for a pleasant June day, try to shy away from sturdy or warm footwear, Ugg boots or a pair of those nice gay looking baseball boots that seem to be "all the rage" these days will stand you in much better stead. In a similar vein your zip up hoody and T-shirt will provide better cold insulation than a heavy wind/waterproof coat. Dont worry about a hat or scarf, they'll mess your hair up.
Also make sure you have lost the screw in towing eye for your vehicle of choice, and it is imperative, that when someone stops to help you/tow you out, be sure to do nothing to help them whilst asking them if they are going to be long as you want to be home for the weakest link....
1. Get the revs to at least half throttle, mybe more, say 3500-3750 in a diesel and 5-5500+ in a petrol
2. Depress clutch, engage 1st gear, let clutch out and increase revs as the clutch bites.
3. Once you have the wheels in motion, press the accelerator firmly into the floor carpet and keep it there. The rev limiter needs to be tested now and then.
4. Start turning the steering from side to side whilst displaying an expression similar to what you might have were you to catch a whiff of a fart in a busy elevator.
5. Start repeatedly saying "come on" whilst blipping the throttle on and off.
6. Phone the AA.
7. Phone the RAC when you realise yiou arent an AA member.
8. Phone ASDA and ask if they can deliver your shopping as you cant get out to them with your car.
Other hints and tips are to make sure you are dressed for a pleasant June day, try to shy away from sturdy or warm footwear, Ugg boots or a pair of those nice gay looking baseball boots that seem to be "all the rage" these days will stand you in much better stead. In a similar vein your zip up hoody and T-shirt will provide better cold insulation than a heavy wind/waterproof coat. Dont worry about a hat or scarf, they'll mess your hair up.
Also make sure you have lost the screw in towing eye for your vehicle of choice, and it is imperative, that when someone stops to help you/tow you out, be sure to do nothing to help them whilst asking them if they are going to be long as you want to be home for the weakest link....