smoking

[briggie]

My two kids keep coughing so I took them to see the doctor today.
"Do you smoke cigarettes in the house?" the doctor asked me.
"Yes." I replied. "About 20 a day."
"That's terrible!" He said, shaking his head. "Your habit is probably affecting your children more than it's affecting you. My advice to you would be to give them up."
"Fair enough, doc." I said, shaking his hand, "I'll call social services in the morning!!

 

[Southampton Lad]

That made me smile.

It's been a good eight years since I had a smoke, but this would have been my selfish mindset back then.

I'm so glad to be free of them. The fags I mean, not the kids...

 

[Monaro Pete]

:lol :lol :lol :clap