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[MudLifeCrisis]

BREAKING NEWS : More scandal at BBC headquarters as Rod Hull has been charged with fisting a young bird.

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

I refuse to comment on this as Spit the dog once shagged my leg on Saturday Morning Swap Shop, and i only wanted to swap my Subbuteo for a Kerpulnk! I am now fighting for compensation :augie

 

[SPARKIEDOO]

BREAKING NEWS : More scandal at BBC headquarters as Rod Hull has been charged with fisting a young bird.

:lol:lol:lol

 

[96terrano]

:lol at both

 

[Thomas-the-Terrano2]

I refuse to comment on this as Spit the dog once shagged my leg on Saturday Morning Swap Shop, and i only wanted to swap my Subbuteo for a Kerpulnk! I am now fighting for compensation :augie

are you sure? wasnt spit batting for the other side, ITV, sounds like you're a bit tiswas'ed.

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

are you sure? wasnt spit batting for the other side, ITV, sounds like you're a bit tiswas'ed.

:lol I'm not even going to tell you about my experience with Roland rat then :augie

 

[Thomas-the-Terrano2]

:lol I'm not even going to tell you about my experience with Roland rat then :augie

hmm bit closer to home eh, up a drain pipe?? or were they still flairs then

 

[MudLifeCrisis]

:lol I'm not even going to tell you about my experience with Roland rat then :augie

Rat arsed again ( ! )

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

hmm bit closer to home eh, up a drain pipe?? or were they still flairs then

I was going to say bell-bottoms, but mud-life-crisis sort of beat me to it :lol

 

[MudLifeCrisis]

Is there no end ?

Morph has just been outed as a playdoughphile !!!!

 

[Bat21]

It wouldn't surprise me to find out that Jeremy Beadle had a small hand in it too....

 

[SPARKIEDOO]

It wouldn't surprise me to find out that Jeremy Beadle had a small hand in it too....

i am just having a litle smile at that :lol

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

i am just having a litle smile at that :lol

that is so wrong BAT21! but I am smiling too :augie

 

[supergnome]

Muffin The Mule..Ahh..........Bet someone upstairs was pulling stings for him. David.

 

[Bat21]

I saw Rolf Harris in the town last night, I went up to him and said to him "I can remember you doing 'Two Little Boys' back in 1970"...... He said "Ferk off, that was Jimmy Saville"

 

[supergnome]

Bat!!! Now then, Now the, Now then.

 

[supergnome]

I was shocked to discover that Morph is a pladoephile.......really

 

[Bat21]

I was shocked to discover that Morph is a pladoephile.......really

Maybe he was in cahoots with the other Morph

 

[rustic]

I wrote to Jimmy Savile when I was a kid:

Dear Jim

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please can you fix it for me to get my stammer fixed.


:augie

 

[R1cho]

Jimmy saville had to give up cigars....as his fingers smelt of knicker teen!