I wish

[willow]

Hello been to busy all day chasing escaped turkeys (not mine a freinds)
So here is a knew game

Iwish turkeys did'nt fly

you can reply with what you wish
and so on for the next person
I know its late but I need to wind down so here goes

I wish Turkeys didn't fly over to you
Sorry forgot to say only 4 words

 

[Muzz]

I wish turkeys tasted better

 

[willow]

I wish turkeys tasted better

ok no more than 4 words with out... I wish.
:augie:augie:lol
But
Iwish I could fly

 

[makeitfit]

Iwish I hadn't bought this new deodrant!
Instructions said "Take off top and push up bottom"





Just got back from casualty now

 

[willow]

Iwish... time stood still somtimes

 

[makeitfit]

Iwish bloke goes to his GP and punches him :nenau
How dare you say my wife has a nice fanny, says paddy..
Doc nursing his bloody nose says
"I told her she has acute angina" :lol

 

[willow]

Iwish bloke goes to his GP and punches him :nenau
How dare you say my wife has a nice fanny, says paddy..
Doc nursing his bloody nose says
"I told her she has acute angina" :lol

Old joke
Not this game
I wish

 

[makeitfit]

Sorry not well up on new Iwish jokes
Iwish gay goes to the docs for his test results.
Doc says sorry mate you've got aids
Paddy's devastated and asks if there's anything he can do?
Doc says eat 1 sausage 1 head of cabbage 20 jalepeno peppers 40 walnuts 40 peanuts and a box of all bran and top it off with a pint of prune juice.
Paddys taken aback and asks if this lot will cure him?
No chance says the doc but will give you a better idea of what your arse is for

 

[willow]

Sorry not well up on new Iwish jokes
Iwish gay goes to the docs for his test results.
Doc says sorry mate you've got aids
Paddy's devastated and asks if there's anything he can do?
Doc says eat 1 sausage 1 head of cabbage 20 jalepeno peppers 40 walnuts 40 peanuts and a box of all bran and top it off with a pint of prune juice.
Paddys taken aback and asks if this lot will cure him?
No chance says the doc but will give you a better idea of what your arse is for

:lol
This is a game not a joke thread
The game is
Iwish.................. not more than 4 words

and the next person replies
I wish..................... not more than 4 words
Start again
I wish i could sleep:lol
over to you
I wish...... no more than 4 words:augie

 

[makeitfit]

Iwish my engine wasin :sly

 

[Bibio]

Iwish I was rich

 

[zippy656]

i wish people listened

 

[floyd500b]

I wish it wasn't raining again

 

[makeitfit]

Iwish Heathrow permision declined(and more than 4 words pleeeease)

 

[zippy656]

I Wish i won the lottery

 

[willow]

I wish car salesmen were honest:lol

 

[extreme-4x4]

i wish.....


i had known then, what i know now

 

[willow]

I wish
Id joined here sooner

 

[zippy656]

i wish it would SNOW!

 

[willow]

I wish
it would too:thumbs