house to myself

[MudLifeCrisis]

I can only say "it takes all kinds" but there is only one thing in life, sex and the second is sex and the third is well sex recurring!!!!!all else is incidental to erm sex, just seen an old customer of mine just been moved into a nursing home at 93, he is pissed of cos he cannot get any sex now, sure he will die soon as his love of life is not manageble anymore, Rick

Two thoughts go though a man's mind when sees something.


Can I f#ck it?.....no

Can I eat it ?

 

[briggie]

Two thoughts go though a man's mind when sees something.


Can I f#ck it?.....no

Can I eat it ?

can I f-ck it AND EAT IT ? :sly:naughty:augie

 

[96terrano]

Two thoughts go though a man's mint when sees something.


Can I f#ck it?.....no

Can I eat it ?

It is indeed, if she didn't have a boyfriend...let's just say all testing the durability of my trucks shocks. I did make a salad if its any use me saying that?:lol

 

[96terrano]

can I f-ck it AND EAT IT ? :sly:naughty:augie

Christ, reminds my of what jack said first time he met zenk. A bit rude so don't know if it should be repeated :augie

 

[solarman216]

can I f-ck it AND EAT IT ? :sly:naughty:augie

Man after my own heart, but feel it may be wasted on Ryan just now, Rick

 

[96terrano]

Man after my own heart, but feel it may be wasted on Ryan just now, Rick

Well Id love to calmly get up, dim the lights, throw her onto the sofa and.......if you pardon the expression 'pump her silly' but I'm afraid I can't:doh

 

[96terrano]

can I f-ck it AND EAT IT ? :sly:naughty:augie

You could @+$# a donut, then eat it:augie

:jesterbg:jesterbg

 

[briggie]

You could @+$# a donut, then eat it:augie

:jesterbg:jesterbg

voice of experience ? :augie

 

[solarman216]

Well Id love to calmly get up, dim the lights, throw her onto the sofa and.......if you pardon the expression 'pump her silly' but I'm afraid I can't:doh

If it is cos she has a BF and you respect that then you are doing the right thing, but cannot think of any other reason, Rick

 

[96terrano]

If it is cos she has a BF and you respect that then you are doing the right thing, but cannot think of any other reason, Rick

If she didn't have a boyfriend I'd be on her Like rust to a T2....I'd scream
Chcę pompować podoba jesteś w mojej Terrano podkład paliwa ...

 

[briggie]

po prostu dać jej bliską przyjazną przytulić jako rodzaj podziękowania za bycie przyjacielem, i zobaczyć, jak ona reaguje

 

[96terrano]

I'll get myself a polish gf one-day as theirs a lot of poles in this area....or maybe a Ukrainian. Or even Swedish. I likeses a girl with a foreign accent, that's why I likeses zenka. Funny when shy pronounces the names of vehicle parts:thumb2. And she says my name weird, but my science teacher was also polish and she couldn't pronounse it...bugged me :lol:doh

 

[96terrano]

po prostu dać jej bliską przyjazną przytulić jako rodzaj podziękowania za bycie przyjacielem, i zobaczyć, jak ona reaguje

Potrzebujesz odebrać mój moment. Ohh, że nie może odczytać tego muszę dodać, jak ona siedzi na kanapie, jestem przy komputerze. Drugi koniec pokoju

 

[96terrano]

Shit:doh

 

[96terrano]

Just done some random googling and found this....should be set as a sticky

http://m.wikihow.com/Hug-a-Girl

 

[96terrano]

Abandoning the idea of a hug, 'sorry briggie' :augie

 

[solarman216]

If she didn't have a boyfriend I'd be on her Like rust to a T2....I'd scream
Chcę pompować podoba jesteś w mojej Terrano podkład paliwa ...

You could just ask her if her BF means that much to her or if he is just for show, do not understand Polish, Rick

 

[96terrano]

You could just ask her if her BF means that much to her or if he is just for show, do not understand Polish, Rick

Hmm, I dunno, I only seen them kiss once, when I think about it, they just cone across as bro and sis. Weird

 

[96terrano]

not understand Polish, Rick

Possibly a good thing their:augie:lol I do understand a bit as i'm learning polish, also listen to a polish radio station a lot up here

 

[solarman216]

Hmm, I dunno, I only seen them kiss once, when I think about it, they just cone across as bro and sis. Weird

She is a free girl get in and give her a cuddle for heavens sake, she can only say no, but more likely reciprocate the cuddle, I got to leave this thread, the suspense is doing me in, Rick