Hall of shame

[lacroupade]

Right, here's your chance to get it off your chest.....we want you to own up to all those embarrassing things we don't already know about you....!!!! As many as you like to quote....!

Heres my starter:

1. I bought a Renault Clio :doh (for my daughter, honest!)
2. I own three flat caps (but no ferret).
3. I have a pair of white leather golfing gloves (Yes I do have some golf clubs!).
4. I personally named one of our cats Teapot. :augie (I think I must have been drunk at the time?).
5. I like pink blancmange....

 

[zippy656]

Ok Im up for this.

1. I set fire to my bed. ( yes i was in it at the time ) i was only 13, not smoking.

 

[lacroupade]

Ok Im up for this.

1. I set fire to my bed. ( yes i was in it at the time ) i was only 13, not smoking.

Friction burns???? LMAO! :lol:lol:lol

 

[zippy656]

nope was reading. was useing a candle as id been told off for having the light on. so beeing clever i got a candle..

mum came up, so beeing clever i hid the candle under the bed. ( didnt blow it out though ) :doh

 

[extreme-4x4]

so who was it that called the pussy... licky

then paul

 

[lacroupade]

so who was it that called the pussy... licky

then paul

and who is it that drives a VOLVO???

 

[makeitfit]

Think you spelt that wrong :sly
3. I have a pair of white leather golfing gloves LMFAO
I too have a golf club, it's for twating the mole hills:lol

 

[lacroupade]

Think you spelt that wrong :sly
3. I have a pair of white leather golfing gloves LMFAO
I too have a golf club, it's for twating the mole hills:lol

Wolwo???

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

off topic but i had a firend years ago who called his cat 'cooking fat' think about it!

 

[mav]

Sorry still thinking ?????

 

[Deleted Member D]

Errrrrrrrrrrrrm

off topic but i had a firend years ago who called his cat 'cooking fat' think about it!

errrrrrrrrrrrrrm

Cooking fat ? Is it Cockaneez rhyming slang for cat ?

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

ok maybe not as easy as i thought!

swap the first letters! :lol

 

[wagpap]

Too much beer......:augie
House roof......:naughty
Strange sense of flying......

2 shattered legs, 1 month in traction, 12 months off work......:doh

 

[Liam]

I owned a Fiat 850
I also owned a Simca 1000
Once borrowed a pair of surgical stockings from my wife's Auntie, for a fan belt repair,honest. She still moans because I never replaced them.

 

[johnboy]

er............ ok
1) So when i was 19.....

Got really really really really really drunk on stella, bud, tequlia slamers, sambuca flamers, apple sours, jack daniels, vodka, southern comfort and some funny cocktail thing couple with 1 (or 5) cans of redbull i went a 'run' round my town with nout on but my boots at 2am. pity there was a party on at the village hall that was just finishing.:doh

Seen by around 150 people and cheered on :lol.

ran 1.5 mile back to the pub when the alcohol and the nite's tea decided to come back up all over the bar.... Haven't been back to the bar since.

2) Went out for a meal with said girl at the time. Got leathered on shots and beer. getting 'close' on the living room floor, spewed up on the floor. lots of times. Said girl put me to bed, cleaned up all the mess then came to bed. took her to work the next day..... and have never heard from her since :doh

I see a pattern here......