Anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?

[rustic]

A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention.
"Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?", he asks.
"What's he look like?", asks one shoddy looking cowboy.
"Well", replies the Sheriff. "He wears a brown paper hat, a brownpaper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."
"So what's he wanted for?", asks the same cowboy.






"Rustling'...", replies the Sheriff..

:doh

 

[Blocky10]

:lol I'm easily pleased :clap

 

[makeitfit]

Have you pinched Briggies joke book ?
Best give it back eh :lol

 

[rustic]

Have you pinched Briggies joke book ?
Best give it back eh :lol

Yes, but it's his one from last year lol

 

[Monaro Pete]

I "HOPE" they get better

:surrender :surrender

 

[makeitfit]

I "HOPE" they get better

:surrender :surrender

:lol:lol don't get them up too high :lol:lol

 

[rustic]

I "HOPE" they get better

:surrender :surrender

Try this one...


A man walks into a restaurant, and orders the squid. The chef, Gervais, asks him to choose a live one from the tank. The man chooses a little green one with a very big moustache. Gervais exclaims, "No! Not that one! He's my favourite, look at his little face (As the squid wiggles its cute little 'tache), but the customer insists.

Gervais reluctantly takes the squid into the kitchen, raises his knife, but just then, the squid wiggles its little moustache again, and Gervais chickens out. He tries several more times, but he just cannot perform the task.

He calls Hans, the kitchen dish-washer to come and help him. Hans is a big, tough, beefy lad who wouldn't let a little thing like this affect him. He lifts the knife, but then the squid wiggles it's cute little green face, and Hans bursts into tears.

The moral of the story is:

"Hans that does dishes can be soft as Gervais, with mild green hairy lipped-squids"

:doh not any better lol... will try harder lol.....:augie

 

[Blocky10]

Bloody hell Rustic. :clap

 

[Monaro Pete]

Try this one...


A man walks into a restaurant, and orders the squid. The chef, Gervais, asks him to choose a live one from the tank. The man chooses a little green one with a very big moustache. Gervais exclaims, "No! Not that one! He's my favourite, look at his little face (As the squid wiggles its cute little 'tache), but the customer insists.

Gervais reluctantly takes the squid into the kitchen, raises his knife, but just then, the squid wiggles its little moustache again, and Gervais chickens out. He tries several more times, but he just cannot perform the task.

He calls Hans, the kitchen dish-washer to come and help him. Hans is a big, tough, beefy lad who wouldn't let a little thing like this affect him. He lifts the knife, but then the squid wiggles it's cute little green face, and Hans bursts into tears.

The moral of the story is:

"Hans that does dishes can be soft as Gervais, with mild green hairy lipped-squids"

:doh not any better lol... will try harder lol.....:augie

Success :thumb2 :thumb2 :lol :lol :lol :lol PMSL :bow

 

[Terrano Steve]

:lol:clap

 

[don simon]

* Groans*

 

[Monaro Pete]

* Groans*

Some just have no sense of humour

 

[johnb5177]

:jesterbg:doh:bow