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A little boy asks his dad: whats between moms legs? The father answers: paradise, my son The kid asks again: whats between your legs? The father replies: the key to the paradise The son says: piece of advice dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a copy!

IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'...

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Took a photo and thought I would share it.

Yesterday I received a brochure in the post promoting the referendum on the 5th May.According to this brochure,which is printed by the NO faction,the referendum is costing us £91 millon ! Now forgive me for misunderstanding our current financial status but surely that money could be better...

I think the point is that if someone burnt a bible in the middle of London and then danced on our flag it would barely cause a ripple.At worst they would probably be cautioned.Are we tolerant or indifferent ?:confused:

Pure Genius.You get my vote !

I have a measly 500GB external Seagate jobby but my laptop spluttered last month and that reminded me to back everything up.It's not if it will pack up but simply when.:thumbs

Looks like new !Grand job.Fibreglass tip.Good old washing powder cleans resin off hands,brushes etc without much fuss.Not sure if it still works but I used Omo and then Surf for many years with good results.Worth a try.:thumbs

6 on driving ability - not as good( or as brave/stupid) as I used to be when younger.I think a 7 on awarenes as for many years drove in a country where pedestrians and animals on the highway were the norm.Never managed to hit one.Makes you keep your eyes wide open and is a habit I still...

Colour Another prob is if Mr Plod has a look on his in car computer and sees that your car is a different colour to the details he will pull you over.Especially if you are driving a fancy BMW !:o

Hmmm,the burqa didn't seem to interfere with her having 7 children.I wonder if she wore it whilst giving birth."That's fine Dr Grope,you can deliver my baby but don't look at my face" !

Joke 1p a litre - they are having a large laugh ! All that money spent on the EU and interfering in other peoples countries.Wonder what it cost per day to fiddle about in Libya.One day they are telling us we are in real trouble and the next they are throwing money away.No wonder they won't let...

Thought you may find this interesting.I drink it black with a teaspoon of honey.Luvly. So What's so Special about Rooibos Tea (Red Bush)? Rooibos is naturally caffeine-free, and has less than half the tannin of ordinary tea. Tannin is what gives ordinary tea its bitter taste. It stains teeth...

Sad news indeed.Know just how you feel.As much as I love animals I have decided not to have another dog as when they leave the loss is just too much.All the best.

Plugs My relay went a few weeks ago but it was the opposite - no heat.Check your connections carefully as sounds like a direct load on the alternator.Unlikely as it may seem you may have a couple of wires switched.The glow plug relay is behind the battery and cost me £40 from a local spares outlet.

Tea I drink Red Bush tea(Rooibos) without milk and black coffee.( not at the same time)Must be Douwe Egberts or Nescafe coffee as other seems bit tasteless.

Insurance Anything over £300 is crazy,try NFU and tell them it is a bog standard Mistral,I think you may be surprised.I am in the same age bracket,T2 SWB and pay £272 pa.

Hmm ! If there is a lock and the burglar breaks it to gain entry he is guilty of breaking and entering. The quality or size of the lock does not come into question. If there is a fence around a property and someone climbs over it to gain access then that is trespass.So,to my simple mind,if...

Census Wonder what would happen if you completed it in a foreign language ? It would still be all filled in etc as required.:augie