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A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink...

A small boy named Bruce lived in a suburb of Sydney, Australia. None of his classmates liked him cause of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "Youre driving me mad Bruce". One day Bruce 's mum came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his...

You Essex boys have loads a money. I'm Going to have to pawn a ferret or sell a whippet next month to pay mine.David

Pics!!!.....please.

Those tyres would look great on a dumper truck. Smartest on site. Insurance?? Don't think so. David

Change it more often. 12 months max or 8000mls. Find a garage if it won't loosen. David.

Briggies idea sounds good. PM Solarman, he's a good egg. David

Is this the origional filter. If so its probably your problem. If its one you have recently put on did you smear the ring seal with petroleum jelly. David

Pete Is this a come-back.. Those two are good uns.David.

I get your drift, Pete.:lol:lol:lol

Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in casualty. When I got home I watched all 50 minutes of it,.......... never saw her once. She still hasn't come home yet. I'm starving!

Has this post wandered from the joke section? David.

look for loose radiator mounting.

I got this and it changed my life, http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Sleeve-Medium/dp/B007I4HHS4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1420486107&sr=8-1&keywords=howling+wolves+shirt Read the reviews, scroll down a way and watch the video. David

WELL. Had a driving licence gor over 50 yrs

Have a read on this. It sounds hard work but the tecnique is well worth learning. I had to use this on old buses with littleor no syncromesh. http://www.torquecars.com/articles/double-de-clutching.php David.

Lets hope it was the maf. Its better to find a swapout one before you part with money. A Primera one fits and there's a lot of them in the breakers.

Does nobody double de-clutch any more? David.

Like the truck but the road tax is the killer for me. David.