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So cow tipping is a sexual behaviour :eek: :eek: I'm not going to Google it, I think I don't want to know :confused:

A few cars that I've owned over the years have suffered with a similar problem. The drain pipes get blocked up over the years with crap. Pour some water down the drain pipes & see if anything comes out down below. The MG I owned was a pig & I couldn't clear the pipes so I just sealed up the...

You dragged me in with that one. I wasn't expecting that :lol :lol :lol :lol

Nice one Zak :thumb2 :thumb2 I love to hear the dawn chorus of Blackbirds & Thrushes :D :cool:

At very first read I thought we had a squirrel lover until I read it all :lol :lol She used to catch them in a trap. until the little shits got wise to it. She would then hand them to the local game keeper for tenderisation :D :thumb2

Uhmmmm Yum Yum :thumb2 I was chatting with my mum earlier & she was saying that she has a problem with a cake thief. She bakes cakes & pastries, sells them & then gives the funds minus her costs to a local charity. She pops some cakes & jams in a box at the end of the garden on the gate for...

That's only because I deleted the pic of botophucket earlier today :lol

Uhmmmm............. One with slitting disc, one with grinding disc & one with flap disc :D :thumb2

Daisies=Nah, Dandy Lions=Nah, Moss=Nah, Dead Grass Patches=Nah Robot Lawn Mower=Nah This is my lawn as taken 10 mins ago

I opened up everything yesterday & checked continuity, I couldn't find anything wrong. I figured the windings had gone or sumat :nenau I've just gone back & checked again to find the neutral wire had broken inside, it must have been touching when I checked yesterday. I've cut out the bad...

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My 115mm angle grinder decided to stop working yesterday. I can't see what's wrong with it :nenau Though it did trip the consumer unit. I've had for 15 years so I reckon It's done well :thumb2 I have another as a spare, one of those gutless cheaper ones from B&Q (I think) so I'm in no rush so...

All's fine here :nenau :nenau Best it's worked in a long time :clap

Stop your WINE ing :D

The husband notices that his wife's arse is getting quite large & comments on how much it looks like a washing machine. The wife ignores the comment & carries on. Come bed time the husband is feeling quite amorous & grabs his wife's arse. She pushes him away & says "I'm sorry, but I'm not...

If I'm honest PB. I can't fault eBay for the way I have been treated in the past with refunds given. I purchased some dash cams from Ching Chong which never arrived & eBay where quite good. There's been a few previous occasions in the too which have turned out good :thumb2 I just hate it when...

:lol :lol Difficult to portray sarcasm in the written word ;) I may fit the same to my truck, it's bound to make it go faster :lol :lol The street cred I'd receive would be massive :lol :lol I think I'd even start to wear an all grey track suit & walk around with my hands down the front...

Don't you mean "Oh Beer" :doh

How do & welcome :thumb2 May I suggest you pay your tenner for the years subscription which will open up the rest of the site, you can ask all the questions you like & there's much knowledge on here :thumbs

Yup. You're right, my bad. Number one :bow :bow :bow :bow