Zippy's done it now

[zippy656]

im in the dog house..


tumbly dryer was very noise.. took it apart :clap

found the troubles..:clap

on to internet.. new part orded..:clap

did a quick fix :clap:clap

put it all back together.. no parts extra :clap

forgot to put belt back on :doh

turned it on.. :augie

few mins later black smoke as the belt burnt through on the heater..

:doh:doh

so now new belt on odrer too! :doh

 

[makeitfit]

Ah well Zippy, that's the karma police biting you in the bum for using a tumbly dryer in the first place
Just think of the energy needed to dry your socks, you must be made of money:sly

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

well if you think that qualifies you as a Wally, how about this:

a week or so ago in that terrible rain and wind i slaved for days putting up a lovely closed board fence, i parked my truck in the same spot every day

then on the last day when i had finished and painted the whole thing i jumped in my truck and reversed

the wheels lost grip so i selected four wheel drive and put my foot down, it was dark and raining,

i had no worries, i had at least 9 meters of space behind me!

that was until i put a fence up 7.5 meters out from the original boundary!

yes i knocked the flipping thing down again :doh

much to the amusment of the assembled landscapers sitting in the car watching the spectacle they didnt take the piss much

on the positive side, my tow bar was undamaged :lol

 

[makeitfit]

Nice one Plank:lol
How come that sort of thing only ever happens with a sympathetic audience?:doh
Did they hold up score cards after your man-hoover?

 

[zippy656]

im sure they rushed to put it back up for you

 

[Liam]

On the topic of stupidity,years ago when the brother in law was getting married,amateur photographer me said I would also do pics of said wedding. So on the day,after the professional piccy taker set up the shots, I wandered in front of him to take my pics. This was good for me but pissed off the other guy. Unfortunately after many pics, I realised that I was getting very good value from this roll of film,until I checked and the damn film had not wound on properly. I was sure they were all great pictures too.:doh

 

[tezzer]

well if you think that qualifies you as a Wally, how about this:

a week or so ago in that terrible rain and wind i slaved for days putting up a lovely closed board fence, i parked my truck in the same spot every day

then on the last day when i had finished and painted the whole thing i jumped in my truck and reversed

the wheels lost grip so i selected four wheel drive and put my foot down, it was dark and raining,

i had no worries, i had at least 9 meters of space behind me!

that was until i put a fence up 7.5 meters out from the original boundary!

yes i knocked the flipping thing down again :doh

much to the amusment of the assembled landscapers sitting in the car watching the spectacle they didnt take the piss much

on the positive side, my tow bar was undamaged :lol

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[(RIP) PLANK]

weel they all laughed while i repaired the damage but i had the last laugh!

two dyas latter we had packs of slabs delivered and stacked on top of each other, the bright spark who led the piss taking decided to move the slabs by cutting the banding on the top pack!

they all fell about 4 feet to the floor one by one like a pack of cards, smashing as they went!

I of course had to say, 'i've fixed the fence, lets see you fix them f**kers clever dick'

:lol:lol:thumbs

 

[extreme-4x4]

weel they all laughed while i repaired the damage but i had the last laugh!

two dyas latter we had packs of slabs delivered and stacked on top of each other, the bright spark who led the piss taking decided to move the slabs by cutting the banding on the top pack!

they all fell about 4 feet to the floor one by one like a pack of cards, smashing as they went!

I of course had to say, 'i've fixed the fence, lets see you fix them f**kers clever dick'

:lol:lol:thumbs

thats the way :bow:bow:bow

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

sorry Zippy i seem to have hijacked your thread, nice to know some one out there is as dozey as me though!

 

[zippy656]

sorry Zippy i seem to have hijacked your thread, nice to know some one out there is as dozey as me though!

the amount of hijacking i do.. im easy..

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

cheers :thumbs

 

[CaptLimey]

Hey Plank we've all 'been there done that' in one form or another. It's a brave man that shares it with the rest of the world. Good on ya!
Rgds CL

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

Hey Plank we've all 'been there done that' in one form or another. It's a brave man that shares it with the rest of the world. Good on ya!
Rgds CL

cheers, thing is i do it most days LOL

is that you in your avatar?

 

[willow]

:lol:lol
Well Zippy at least you tried:thumbs
Thanks for the laugh Plank:thumbs

 

[lacroupade]

the amount of hijacking i do.. im easy..

you're a right little Somalian Pirate you....

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

:lol:lol
Well Zippy at least you tried:thumbs
Thanks for the laugh Plank:thumbs

glad to be of assistance! :thumbs

 

[zippy656]

you're a right little Somalian Pirate you....

how did you know ive a wooden leg!


ok grp....

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

how did you know ive a wooden leg!


ok grp....

your typing gives the hook away :thumbs

 

[lacroupade]

No Plank, thats all that Somalian curry burning a hole in his arse, he has to keep getting up for the toilet, breaks his concentration....:lol:lol:lol