briggie
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This morning on the A1
I looked over to my right and there was a woman In a brand new range Rover doing at least 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.!!
I looked away for a couple seconds to continue shaving and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man,I don't scare easily but she scared me so much I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the sandwich out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel It knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell Into my coffee which was between my legs, The coffee splashed, and burned big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an Important call.
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!
I looked over to my right and there was a woman In a brand new range Rover doing at least 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.!!
I looked away for a couple seconds to continue shaving and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man,I don't scare easily but she scared me so much I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the sandwich out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel It knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell Into my coffee which was between my legs, The coffee splashed, and burned big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an Important call.
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!
