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dave, when you come back down later , cos the sofa is your bed for the night . remember ..................... it could always be worse




you might have only had a 2 seater


night buddy , sleep tight
 
2/ ask for forgivenss and cuddle up


if that doesnt work ..... sleep on the sofa


2. ask for forgivenss and cuddle up


if that doesnt work ..... MAKE HER sleep on the sofa. :D
 
Well I just hope you managed to get a good nights sleep, smile sweetly and she might forget it by the time she wakes up :augie
 
Its the only way i get any peace, 17 days is the record, for not speeking to me, bliss :lol
 
I got rid of mine, saves a lot of hassle :D

I have been happily divorced 45 days today, gonna have another beer to celebrate :beer
 
Tried that, cost me a bloody fortune :(

Anyway thanks for the advice fellas, all tickety boo ...... I think :D

mine cost me £1.85 :eek::eek:

Glad you got things sorted out, so which way did you go on the chocolate dilemma in the end? :lol
 
next time im not going to get married , instead im just going to find a woman i hate and give her a house ..... saves time
 
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard our lasses
voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner my love. Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I replied "Thank you my sweet I'll have the chicken"

She replied.... "Your having soup... I was talking to the cat"
 
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard our lasses
voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner my love. Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I replied "Thank you my sweet I'll have the chicken"

She replied.... "Your having soup... I was talking to the cat"
you got a lass ...... any clues on age/availability ???:naughty

why didnt you say before best buddy
 
however .... my ex wife is single if you dont mind sharing her with half of huddersfield and having regular appojntments at " the clinic " .... do i sound bitter ? :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
 
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