Whacko Jacko

[makeitfit]

All rumours of Michael Jackson dyingof a heart attack are unfounded!
He was seen in the childrens ward having a stroke though! :augie

 

[extreme-4x4]

sicko

 

[dino]

He was a great showman :thumb2 and singer :thumb2

R.I.P

 

[dsgrnmcm]

Placo jacko

After his death the US govermont released a press statment:

"On completion of the autopsy we will be melting Mr Jackson, and using the plastic to make small toys of him so kids can play with him for a change!":lol

 

[dino]

After his death the US government released a press statement:

"On completion of the autopsy we will be melting Mr Jackson, and using the plastic to make small toys of him so kids can play with him for a change!":lol

I thought you were going to say he was being made into a slide for a moment :augie

 

[jacarter]

No really it's a shame, i heard he'd just booked his summer holidays, him and Gary Glitter where going to Florida, they wanted to get away to Tampa with the kids.

 

[makeitfit]

Na, after the autopsy, they'll be cremating him and then recycling him into plastic bags:augie
That way he'll still be white and a danger to kids:lol

 

[Deleted account DD]

I think youre all being rotten as well as wrong.

Everyone knows his ashes are going to be put into an etch-a-sketch so the kids can still play with him.

 

[dino]

There are conflicting reports coming in about the cause of Michael Jacksons death:

Sources in the hospital say it was the sunshine; onlookers say it was the moonlight; Sony have anounced it was the good times and the Jackson family blame it on the boogie......

 

[Adz]

:jesterbg

I thought "Bubbles" tripped him over whilst practicing the "Moon Walk"

:jesterbg​

 

[makeitfit]

Coincidently he died on the same day as Farrah Fawcett :augie
She used to do majors and he used to do minors:lol

 

[jimmy92]

Mc donalds have released a burger in his honour called mc jacko, 50 yr old meat crammed into an 8 yr old bun.

 

[jimmy92]

Wats difference between jacko and alex ferguson? fergie will be playing giggs this yr.:thumb2

 

[extreme-4x4]

Mc donalds have released a burger in his honour called mc jacko, 50 yr old meat crammed into an 8 yr old bun.

:jesterbg:jesterbg:jesterbg

 

[Thomas-the-Terrano2]

urgent rspca annoucement.... wanted good home for abandoned monkey... very friendly
likes being cough played with by a white glove.

further reporters are struggling to confirm the news, they tried contacting his friends but they're
all still in school at the moment.

ah well one less freak. should have quit whilst had a shread of decency in early 80s.

 

[paulp]

wacko

you lot are really one bunch of sick individuals :clap:clap:clap

luv it !!!!!!

LMFAO :bow

Paulp::thumbs

 

[jims-terrano]

I think your all being "Bad" just cause his heart don't "beat it"


Police say Jacko is reported to of had his fatal heart attack after falling over a childs pram, Police say it's too early to blame it on the buggy:lol


Jim T

 

[jims-terrano]

I got loads more txt's yesterday but I really can't stoop so low on here.... can I:naughty

Jim T

 

[paulp]

texts

you mean there is lower? :nenau

i think you can :naughty

paulp

 

[jimmy92]

:naughtyApparently all children through out the word feel safe but rumour has it "casper the freindly ghost" is shitting him self.:naughty