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[judd750]

rebuilding a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman ,
first you should give her a good look over,
is she the one for you ?
look at her lines,
is she straight ? or bent ?
look for bumps,
has she got any ?
is she slim and sleek or like an old tractor ?
check the bodywork for signs of ageing.
has she been round the clock ?
warm her up, see if she smokes
.
once you`ve made up your mind, it`s time to start
first strip of the bodywork,
look at the chassis, is it rough or smooth ?
does it look clean ? if not give her a wash down,
look for cracks, there must be a couple at least,
bumps ? give them a close inspection

lay her out nicely
treat her to some good oil,
then ....................dive in !!!!!

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[solarman216]

Aye, I'm just paranoid of scaring her off! I've gave her hugs so I'm getting somewhere atleast

well it is not the time for pissing around, go in for a kiss, if it is rejected then you know for sure it is a platonic relationship and so say sorry and carry on as you are, but if she responds then just take it at the pace she demands, respect for a woman at all times, Rick

 

[SPARKIEDOO]

Ryan ....... Go no to YouTube music and type in ...Afterman motherf#cker :augie this reminds me of you ....trying to get your nuts :clap

 

[96terrano]

well it is not the time for pissing around, go in for a kiss, if it is rejected then you know for sure it is a platonic relationship and so say sorry and carry on as you are, but if she responds then just take it at the pace she demands, respect for a woman at all times, Rick

Aye, I'll have a go so to speak, if we are say sitting on the sofa together or in my truck, that'll be a time to do It

 

[96terrano]

Ryan ....... Go no to YouTube music and type in ...Afterman motherf#cker :augie this reminds me of you ....trying to get your nuts :clap

The hell? :lol:lol

 

[solarman216]

good man do not let me down, want to know one way or the other, but from what you post she want's YOU, Rick

 

[96terrano]

good man do not let me down, want to know one way or the other, but from what you post she want's YOU, Rick

Yes, I'd be happy with her too, you'll be informed, and if I get any pics ill put them up....I don't take lots as I don't want her to feel awkward

 

[SPARKIEDOO]

The hell? :lol:lol

I new you would like it :lol:lol:lol 1 leg on the ceiling and the other across the closit door :augie:augie:augie:augie

 

[Banshee]

Won't be the first time, you wasted it last, don't wast it again, we are all watching, so at least get a kiss, it does not have to be heavy, just show you care about her as well as cars, you know you do, Rick

Rick's right, and if things start getting hairy, we'll be up with the boys to smash the lot up :thumb2

 

[96terrano]

I new you would like it :lol:lol:lol 1 leg on the ceiling and the other across the closit door :augie:augie:augie:augie

Indeed, Don't think I'll go quite that far, bear I mind its my parents house, Dont want to leave a mess :augie

 

[briggie]

see what reaction you get when you give her the little box of chocolates , then take it from there .

 

[96terrano]

Rick's right, and if things start getting hairy, we'll be up with the boys to smash the lot up :thumb2

The lot? I know you lot want to smash zenka by me too

 

[96terrano]

I'll also have to be careful of my dad, don't think he'd approve if he knew I was trying to do what I'm doing

 

[Banshee]

I'll also have to be careful of my dad, don't think he'd approve if he knew I was trying to do what I'm doing

Don't worry bout your old man!!!! He probs thinks your gay anyway for not giivng her a good seeing too lol

 

[96terrano]

Don't worry bout your old man!!!! He probs thinks your gay anyway for not giivng her a good seeing too lol

Fair enough, he doesn't even know about her really, she's never been here when at the same time as dad lol!

 

[MudLifeCrisis]

How did I miss this thread ? Sitting here pi$$ing myself with laughter :lol Wife asked what's so funny , told her I was just laughing with some fellow lesbians :lol

Ryan take her to the cinema if they have such things in Scotland. :lol

Brian

 

[96terrano]

How did I miss this thread ? Sitting here pi$$ing myself with laughter :lol Wife asked what's so funny , told her I was just laughing with some fellow lesbians :lol

Ryan take her to the cinema if they have such things in Scotland. :lol

Brian

Scottish term for a cinema is picture hoose:lol think theirs a Odeon about 50 miles away showing Imax 3D movies. Just across the road from where we bought the Vauxhall actually lol

 

[96terrano]

Dad just said if I do get her, I need to take my t shirt off and smack her around the Arse to alert my dominance....he's obviously into the BDSM side of things:lol

He's fine with it luckily

 

[briggie]

Scottish term for a cinema is picture hoose:lol think theirs a Odeon about 50 miles away showing Imax 3D movies. Just across the road from where we bought the Vauxhall actually lol

make your own " movies " :naughty:naughty

 

[96terrano]

make your own " movies " :naughty:naughty

now, there's a thought.....now....can you give my some ideas for the movie:augie:augie