The pygmy and the elephant

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quixote

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Tarzan was wandering through the jungle one day, when he happened upon a freshly-killed elephant. Just as he was wondering what had happened, a truculent pygmy appeared . . . .'Bugger off, Tarzan!', he says, 'That's mine!'

Nonplussed, Tarzan takes a step backwards. 'YOU killed this??'

'Yep. I killed it with my club . . . . '

'Bugger me!, says Tarzan. 'How big's your club . . . .?'

'Well, there's about forty of us'
 

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