Swine flu hotline

[Deleted Member D]

Rang swine flu hotline number the other day. All I got was a load of crackling noises.

 

[Deleted Member D]

Advice update

Dont do this .............................

 

[Deleted Member D]

Rang swine flu hotline number the other day. All I got was a load of crackling noises.


Never have been good at telling jokes and when I do everyones heard it. (Mav 1st May)
Bit like the vic joke scene in vics reeves big night out.

 

[Navaho Joe]

used to worked with pigs on farm never caught anything from, but i`ve met some silly little pigs on 2 legs that can really give you the trotters, pukes:thumb2.

just been told by my GP to stay away from FAT LITTLE PIGS, guess i`ll have to miss your next event dadba, sorry.

only a joke:thumbs:clap:clap :bow

 

[Deleted Member D]

Talk about bad luck

Pinky & Perky were on the verge of making a come back then all this swine flu crap came out.

 

[jims-terrano]

If you get an email from the Dept of Environment telling you about Swine flu and not to eat Tinned Pork ignore it, it's Spam
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Jim T

 

[lacroupade]

If you get an email from the Dept of Environment telling you about Swine flu and not to eat Tinned Pork ignore it, it's Spam
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Jim T

Oh my god, enough already....:doh:doh:doh:doh:doh