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Many many years ago my father told me "not to use the screwdriver like that as it will slip and stab you in the hand" which it did 2 minutes later

Recently reminded of this when fixing something as I stabbed myself in the hand again.


we never learn


Brian
 
Did this on Sunday, Rick
 

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MudLifeCrisis said:
Lost a wheel trim there mate ;O)
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no it was a smaller steel wheel in place of the alloys as it had already had a rear end shunt and was rubbing the wing, but great fun nonetheless, Rick Oh and still did two more races,
 
I was watching my older brother doing some rewiring on a old tiger cub motor bike, he had a habit of putting wires in his mouth to hold them wile working on the others to stop them getting mixed up. until he put a live in with earth what fun i had watching him trying to spit them out as they was sparking:lol
he the hit me for laughing,but it was worth it, I would not have missed it for the world.:sly
 
laurieash said:
I was watching my older brother doing some rewiring on a old tiger cub motor bike, he had a habit of putting wires in his mouth to hold them wile working on the others to stop them getting mixed up. until he put a live in with earth what fun i had watching him trying to spit them out as they was sparking:lol
he the hit me for laughing,but it was worth it, I would not have missed it for the world.:sly
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Like it, it reminds me of the time many years ago when I first started work in a car workshop, had a guy working with us who liked to play practical jokes, one day he was working on a morris minor and at lunch time I knew that when he returned he was going to start it up, so I stuck a fine wire in the center lead of the distributor cap connected to a spanner that I wrapped in rag and laid it on the wing, sure enough he started the car saw the spanner starting to fall and grabbed it, it was a picture, he jumped good and proper, did not have any more practical jokes from him, Rick
 
solarman216 said:
Like it, it reminds me of the time many years ago when I first started work in a car workshop, had a guy working with us who liked to play practical jokes, one day he was working on a morris minor and at lunch time I knew that when he returned he was going to start it up, so I stuck a fine wire in the center lead of the distributor cap connected to a spanner that I wrapped in rag and laid it on the wing, sure enough he started the car saw the spanner starting to fall and grabbed it, it was a picture, he jumped good and proper, did not have any more practical jokes from him, Rick
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yes nice to get you own back,my older brother was always a bully.
 
and I suppose it is fitting to add that today I had a diesel delivery (red) at a price that was good from the same supplier that I have used for 8 years, so did not think to question anything, you know the system, give them a ring they ask post code then they have all your details on the computer, I ask current price, it sounds good they ask how many ltrs I say 1100 I say thats OK ordered, delivered today after driver gone look at ticket to make sure 1100 is on it and notice it says "kerosene" omg my genny wil not like that, so tomorrow they are coming to pump it out and refill with derv, what a cock up, Rick:confused:
 
solarman216 said:
and I suppose it is fitting to add that today I had a diesel delivery (red) at a price that was good from the same supplier that I have used for 8 years, so did not think to question anything, you know the system, give them a ring they ask post code then they have all your details on the computer, I ask current price, it sounds good they ask how many ltrs I say 1100 I say thats OK ordered, delivered today after driver gone look at ticket to make sure 1100 is on it and notice it says "kerosene" omg my genny wil not like that, so tomorrow they are coming to pump it out and refill with derv, what a cock up, Rick:confused:
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I wish i lived near you i use Kero for my heating i woud have bought it cheap:lol
 
i dropped a brick on my foot yesterday and it removed the nail.......yes i have i pic if you want to see:augie doesn't hurt that bad tho, just feels bruised
 
96terrano said:
i dropped a brick on my foot yesterday and it removed the nail.......yes i have i pic if you want to see:augie doesn't hurt that bad tho, just feels bruised
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So how did you get the nail in your foot :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Hope it wasn't rusty:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
 
Bugger it, I'll upload a pic, can't be as gruesome as kitchenman's finger :augie
 
Adjusted the suppressor cap on a running 350YPVS with wet gloves on.............fell off, much to the amusement of passers-by

Got the kickstart of a KMX125 stuck up the inside of my right trouser leg...........fell off, much to the amusement of passers-by

Got the front wheel of my sons BMX stuck in a drain while showing off....fell off, much to the amusement of passers-by

Got myself caught between my game bag and an electric fence whilst shooting, leading to the site being renamed 'Nutcracker Wood'

And many, many more....................................... :eek:
 
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