So much for holiday...

[lacroupade]

well I just got back from a nice week in SW France...weather was fantastic, around 15C and clear blue skies...and a smooth 2200 mile round trip in a £500 Micra that saved me £250 in Terrano diesel!

But...................

...then I get back....daughter (21 yrs old!) whining cos her MoT has expired ("..oh Daaaaad sort it for me??"), son (17 yrs old!) has three punctures on his treader and doesn't know how to fix them, and wife informs me that in the next three days I have to install a chandelier for a customer, deliver a huge cupboard and deliver and assemble a VERY HEAVY antique bed.....

....I think I might just turn around again:doh

..oh and I was RED and this just cost me a frickin tenner!!:thumbs

 

[rayf3262]

maison bienvenue!

 

[rustic]

..oh and I was RED and this just cost me a frickin tenner!!:thumbs

Yeah but this tenner is worth it.... :clap :clap

Kids always save things for Dad, Dad this is broke can you fix it ?
We spend hours fixing something that only costs a few pound.... WHY? :nenau
Because it's for the kids. :doh


If a friend asks, we always say.... Buy a new one.... Tight ar** :nenau

 

[Fez_uk]

it's about time you start charging for your service.

 

[Liam]

well I just got back from a nice week in SW France...weather was fantastic, around 15C and clear blue skies...and a smooth 2200 mile round trip in a £500 Micra that saved me £250 in Terrano diesel!

But...................

...then I get back....daughter (21 yrs old!) whining cos her MoT has expired ("..oh Daaaaad sort it for me??"), son (17 yrs old!) has three punctures on his treader and doesn't know how to fix them, and wife informs me that in the next three days I have to install a chandelier for a customer, deliver a huge cupboard and deliver and assemble a VERY HEAVY antique bed.....

....I think I might just turn around again:doh

..oh and I was RED and this just cost me a frickin tenner!!:thumbs

And your problem is.....? You've had a nice holiday,your kids still think highly enough of you to seek your advice/help,your wife's business is going well and she still recognises and admires those skills which she fell in love with i.e ability to fit stuff and build things and your muscular physique.:doh You are a VERY lucky man.

 

[tezzer]

And your problem is.....? You've had a nice holiday,your kids still think highly enough of you to seek your advice/help,your wife's business is going well and she still recognises and admires those skills which she fell in love with i.e ability to fit stuff and build things and your muscular physique.:doh You are a VERY lucky man.

i cant wait to hear colin's:lol:naughty reply to this,

 

[extreme-4x4]

i cant wait to hear colin's:lol:naughty reply to this,

way too many points raised in liams post. but as you all know our paulllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy moans his arse off about EVERYTHING

and when he's not moaning , he's texting me for advise on as liam puts it (those skills which she fell in love with) extreme sex therapy :naughty


oh and best news of the day, paul pays a tenner , and WE get to take the P

today just keeps getting better :thumbs

 

[Deleted account DD]

way too many points raised in liams post. but as you all know our paulllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy moans his arse off about EVERYTHING

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol


Some people are just never satisfied The new Victor Meldrew maybe :nenau

Anyway, forgot to SORN his car, forgot to renew on here bit of a pattern emerging here :augie age related maybe ?



Oh.........................welcome back Paul :thumbs

 

[makeitfit]

Now if only you'd come back yesterday and paid up I could have helped you with delivery and fitting
I was working in the quagmire known as Myddfai yesterday and today
popped by the the little french fancy shop only to find it positively fermez:doh
Cest la vie :lol

 

[extreme-4x4]

Now if only you'd come back yesterday and paid up I could have helped you with delivery and fitting
I was working in the quagmire known as Myddfai yesterday and today
popped by the the little french fancy shop only to find it positively fermez:doh
Cest la vie :lol

odd.

always very accommodating on the occasions i have slipped in .

even had a nice cozy breakfast one time :bow

 

[Liam]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol


Some people are just never satisfied The new Victor Meldrew maybe :nenau

Anyway, forgot to SORN his car, forgot to renew on here bit of a pattern emerging here :augie age related maybe ?



Oh.........................welcome back Paul :thumbs

Dave, I'm surprised that you didn't know Richard Wilson based the character of Victor Meldrew on Mr Paul Luvgluv:doh

 

[makeitfit]

Dave, I'm surprised that you didn't know Richard Wilson based the character of Victor Meldrew on Mr Paul Luvgluv:doh

I don't believe it :lol

 

[lacroupade]

LMAO! and it gets better, wifey forgot to tell me that the chandelier install is for a very nice gay couple.....I'm checking the public liability insurance as we speak! :kissy


Victor Meldrew is a sweetheart compared to me when I get going.....my wife and kids all seem to have selective hearing problems for some reason???

and Colin, the day I need sex advice from you mate, I'll be phoning in sick! :lol

 

[Liam]

LMAO! and it gets better, wifey forgot to tell me that the chandelier install is for a very nice gay couple.....I'm checking the public liability insurance as we speak! :kissy

Don't forget to post the pics after your little menage Oh,and if you are having something to eat with while there,be careful how you answer if they say" Would you like me to push up your stool?"

 

[lacroupade]

Don't forget to post the pics after your little menage Oh,and if you are having something to eat with while there,be careful how you answer if they say" Would you like me to push up your stool?"

or "your shirts in the way, allow me to lift it..."

cue Colin with a few fudge-packing cracks...:lol:lol:lol