red hair

[briggie]

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.

‘Doctor,’ the man said, ‘I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine!!’


‘Nonsense,’ the doctor said… and added: ‘Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.’

‘It isn’t possible,’ the man insisted. ‘This can’t be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.’

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you make love to your wife???'

The man seemed a bit ashamed..

‘I’ve been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.’

‘Well, there you have it!’ The doctor said confidently….

'It’s Rust.'

 

[Lazy-Ferret]

:doh:clap:clap

 

[bry]

Don't know where you get them from Pete,but that one tickled me..

 

[supergnome]

But Rusty who??

 

[Ianinessex]

But Rusty who??

Usually the milkman gets the blame, but I reckon Ed Sheeran done it. Definitely rusty. :naughty