Piles!

[Terranical]

Bloke from Barnsley has piles. Asks the chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream". "Aye" says the chemist, "Magnum or Cornetto"

 

[spinna]

Oh dear:lol:lol:lol

 

[briggie]

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"

 

[briggie]

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom ?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."

 

[supergnome]

Pete Is this a come-back.. Those two are good uns.David.

 

[briggie]

Pete Is this a come-back.. Those two are good uns.David.

ive never gone away mate , just got a lot on my plate with studying

 

[Terranical]

Mamma Mia, a classic Abba song, or a lad telling his mum he's arrived.