only in Scotland

[96terrano]

Sorry , yes that's what I meant :thumbs

Aye, I'd get a dna test, as long as its just a blood test, not having anything shoved inside me..e.g., up my bum.........and it better be cheap:lol

 

[makeitfit]

It would be interesting to find out for sure. No idea how you get DNA'd though :lol BUT it won't be anything up your butt :hide:

 

[spiderpig37]

They take a swab out of your mouth
Had one done for the child support agency a few years ago costs around 200 quid

 

[TONUP]

Aye, I'd get a dna test, as long as its just a blood test, not having anything shoved inside me..e.g., up my bum.........and it better be cheap:lol

If this happens, you've gone through the wrong door

 

[96terrano]

If this happens, you've gone through the wrong door

:lol:lol

 

[96terrano]

They take a swab out of your mouth
Had one done for the child support agency a few years ago costs around 200 quid

£200 forget it:hmh

 

[AD Ent]

get it free if you go on Jeremy Kyle. :clap

 

[cupcake]

get it free if you go on Jeremy Kyle. :clap

and 500 quid for appearing on the show

Just need to make up a story about "who's the father?", find a family full of skanks, drunks, druggies, slappers and benefit cheats and you're sorted :lol

 

[AD Ent]

There ya go Ryan. Stick a tammy hat and string vest on Zenka and tell her to shout "Bucfasht" at random times while on the show.

 

[melissachels]

and 500 quid for appearing on the show

Just need to make up a story about "who's the father?", find a family full of skanks, drunks, druggies, slappers and benefit cheats and you're sorted :lol

WHAT £500 quid for being a dafty???:doh:doh no wonder society is getting more stupid with jeremy kyle & geordie shore & likes off

 

[96terrano]

There ya go Ryan. Stick a tammy hat and string vest on Zenka and tell her to shout "Bucfasht" at random times while on the show.

But she's polish, how would that work:lol:lol

 

[96terrano]

and 500 quid for appearing on the show

:thumb2full of skanks, drunks, druggies, slappers and benefit cheats and you're sorted :lol

Well theirs a town called Dumfries about 25 miles from me, that's full of em :naughty