old bill

[panelbeater]

Some people are so thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time. Like really, wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there. I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was running around like a nutter waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher. Then proceed to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot! I couldn't help myself and asked them why the **** they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a firearm"
Ha Ha!

 

[Thomas61]

:lol:lol:clap

 

[macabethiel]

Didn't see where that was going !

Good un !

 

[Blocky10]

Didn't see that coming:lol

 

[macabethiel]

Good job I read it right to the punch line !

Some people are so thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time. Like really, wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there. I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was running around like a nutter waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher. Then proceed to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot! I couldn't help myself and asked them why the **** they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a firearm"
Ha Ha!

Was starting to get all defensive of the Old Bill until the last line. lol

 

[emjaybee]

:lol:lol