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Just been reminded why I hate Nissan dealers....went to the main Renault dealer this morning for a sensor....nice and polite no problem, job done.

Nipped over the road to the (large) main Nissan dealer for a thermostat for the T2.

An arsey parts manager says "Registration or VIN NO?".

"Got neither" says I, "been on a private plate the last nine years and the cars in Wales".

"Can't do anything then" says the parts asshole.

"But surely" says I, "that engine has been virtually untouched for most of its model life - it will be a standard part won't it?"

"Right" he huffs and strops off...

Two minutes later he's back with a list of about 14 part numbers.

"Which one do you want me to order then?" he says sarcastically.:eek: (bearing in mind the list contains at least 9-10 items that almost certainly refer to the non-Tdi engine and the 3.0 and 'cold climate' models).

"Whichever is the right one?" says I politely....:nenau

"Well which one is that?" he says, again sarcastically.:eek::eek:

Well at this point I had spotted what was almost certainly the right stat, hidden in a list that might as well have been written in chinese, cos it was all parts shorthand.....but I was fecking apoplectic by now, so in front of a queue of seven people waiting at the service desk next door I slowly screwed his list up into a ball, dropped it on the desk and said "Tell you what, I'll leave it - and thank you for being SO helpful".:):)

and walked out.:banghead:banghead:banghead

Since then I've written a mega-snotter to the dealer principal, explaining how this seven-car family (inc kids) won't, after all, be coming to his showroom to look at a new car as had been planned (which it nearly was!)...probably won't hear a thing, but what a way to run a business in the middle of a recession!!!!:doh
 
Surprised you let him win.:D Should have ordered what you knew was definitely NOT the right one and leave him stuck with the return charges. Unless ,of course,they have a policy that means you pay up front for non stocking items. Had an asshole barman here one time who ignored me for about ten minutes while serving customers who just walked in and got served. Eventually gave him a large order and when he had it all on the counter,told him I had changed my mind and left. Haven't been in that pub since:D:D:D
 
Surprised you let him win.:D Should have ordered what you knew was definitely NOT the right one and leave him stuck with the return charges. Unless ,of course,they have a policy that means you pay up front for non stocking items. Had an asshole barman here one time who ignored me for about ten minutes while serving customers who just walked in and got served. Eventually gave him a large order and when he had it all on the counter,told him I had changed my mind and left. Haven't been in that pub since:D:D:D

Oh that cheered me up Liam! :clap:clap:clap
 
Oh that cheered me up Liam! :clap:clap:clap
Can't let them beat you,right?:thumb2 Getting older is great,especially as we can think up really good ways of getting payback and get away with it as we are old.:D:D:D
 
Ive got the same problem with Nissan - my car 'had' a private plate on, so their system don't recognise the plate it has on now.... also my last one had Irish plates on, so didnt recognise that one either!!!! :nenau

Gotta admit though, the last time I visited my local Nissan dealers they couldnt be more helpful... service manager and mechanic came out to look at the car, went through several things that could be wrong with it, and gave me a couple of suggestions - even though they knew the car wouldnt be getting repaired by them as it was under warrenty from the garage I'd got it from. :clap :clap
 
Hope you didn't have the same dodgy haircut as Michael Douglas:lol:lol

If it got me a night with that wife of his I'll have whatever haircut it takes!!:naughty

and whats with the avatar/name thing? how did you do that???????:eek:
 
If it got me a night with that wife of his I'll have whatever haircut it takes!!:naughty

and whats with the avatar/name thing? how did you do that???????:eek:


Avatar was easy,just changed the pic,not all my toys,though but my two are there somewhere.:sly:sly Had the VERY NICE site owner do the name change,thanks Bat.
 
Avatar was easy,just changed the pic,not all my toys,though but my two are there somewhere.:sly:sly Had the VERY NICE site owner do the name change,thanks Bat.

Oooh, teachers pet eh?:lol:lol:lol
 
oh thats fantastic............................ but how do we convince bat to change lord croupade's to something more apropriate


suggestions please



oh and he change petes to merlin while he's at it
 
oh thats fantastic............................ but how do we convince bat to change lord croupade's to something more apropriate


suggestions please



oh and he change petes to merlin while he's at it


Good idea, but he's such a complex person,it won't be easy to find something appropriate. And Pete's should definitely be changed to Merlin on account of all the wizadry he's performed on his motor.

Just thought,with Paully being half Welsh and half British, does that make him a half Brit:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
 
oh thats fantastic............................ but how do we convince bat to change lord croupade's to something more apropriate


suggestions please



oh and he change petes to merlin while he's at it

No given his sailing I think Popeye is much more suitable!

The Wenglishman....
 
No given his sailing I think Popeye is much more suitable!

The Wenglishman....
I was going to say it's too much of a mouthful but I wouldn't want to give you a swelled head:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
 
I was going to say it's too much of a mouthful but I wouldn't want to give you a swelled head:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

you sound just like my wife Liam....:jesterbg:jesterbg
 
Just been reminded why I hate Nissan dealers....went to the main Renault dealer this morning for a sensor....nice and polite no problem, job done.

Nipped over the road to the (large) main Nissan dealer for a thermostat for the T2.

An arsey parts manager says "Registration or VIN NO?".



My local dealer barks out exactly the same request too!
 

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