Get your self a big pair of pants and wear them only with a vest with holes in it. Put Star Wars on really loud and drink several cans of lager , discarding empties where the hell you like. Fart a lot and leave the top off the toothpaste.
Don't put the cap back on the coffee and make sure you clean the carbs on the table. Get a pizza delivered and only eat some of it, file the rest for breakfast.
Leave your clothes in a pile on the floor and leave the seat up on the bog and don't flush it :lol
Oh yeh, go for a proper thrash in the car and then get pissed:sly
Get a kebab on the way home and when you get in put the poker on the telly and get some zepplin blasting on stereo and fall asleep on the couch.............
Enjoy