joke

[clivvy]

Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gives her one.

 

[The Patrolman]

That's my joke!!

That's my only joke!!!

and that's no joke!!

Only joking!

 

[clivvy]

youre joke?

youre having a laugh.

 

[The Patrolman]

youre joke?

youre having a laugh.

OK! a variation on my joke
A man walks into a bar...................

And yes a quiet chortle to myself reminising in jokes of yesteryear!!!:clap

The old ones are sometimes the best I( Well the best we can remember )

 

[robobone]

OK! a variation on my joke
A man walks into a bar...................

And yes a quiet chortle to myself reminising in jokes of yesteryear!!!:clap

The old ones are sometimes the best I( Well the best we can remember )

the old ones are always the old ones:clap

 

[clivvy]

i like:

" a man walks in to a bar and says 'ow, who put that bar there? that really hurt!' "

 

[robobone]

OK! a variation on my joke
A man walks into a bar...................

And yes a quiet chortle to myself reminising in jokes of yesteryear!!!:clap

The old ones are sometimes the best I( Well the best we can remember )

i like:

" a man walks in to a bar and says 'ow, who put that bar there? that really hurt!' "

surley this is in the wrong forum and should be in
worst ever joke competition

 

[clivvy]

people keep saying that about my jokes, but i dont believe them...

like, heres one, its a geeky one...

what does a Computer Engineer for cuts and bruises? TCP/IP CREAM!

ha...ha ha...haaaaaaahahahahahahah

thats awesome, and i made it up myself.