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I am a Italiano. One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel.
In a morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast.
She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet.
I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate.
She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch!
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress bring me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table.
She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So, I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed.
He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you."
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!
In a morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast.
She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet.
I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate.
She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch!
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress bring me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table.
She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So, I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed.
He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you."
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!
