italiano

[briggie]

I am a Italiano. One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel.

In a morning I go down to eat breakfast.

I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast.

She brings me only one piss.

I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet.

I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate.

She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch.

I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch!

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.

The waitress bring me a spoon and knife but no fock.

I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock.

I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table.

She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So, I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.

I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet.

I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed.

He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you."

I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!

 

[Thomas-the-Terrano2]

reminds me of the italian officer in allo allo

and the french (english) policeman's attempt
at french.

 

[supergnome]

Hope its still funny after tonights football!! David

 

[melissachels]

i've got that on cd!!! pmsl

 

[96terrano]

i've got that on cd!!! pmsl

aye, me too, ultimate clubland:lol:lol

 

[Qplate]

Briggie, What happend to " I don't Need This Sheet " ??? :lol:lol:lol