I do like a freebie....

[makeitfit]

now thats an interesting one.

But Ocelot might have to kill you now.....

:doh
He can find his own skip..................:augie

 

[tezzer]

So you'll sell emto me for a tenner then? :thumbs

not now im affraid, just sold my tyre machine, and going to use them to work underneath my escort, sorry mate. :naughty

 

[vatco]

not now im affraid, just sold my tyre machine, and going to use them to work underneath my escort, sorry mate. :naughty

Ah well worth a try
Still good excuse to go and drown me sorrows :beer

But please, pray do tell

Why is it necessary to work on your escort from underneath?
Surly, if she is that heavy that you need to hold her up it would be better to work from on top

I have a good book somewhere that shows you how

 

[tezzer]

Ah well worth a try
Still good excuse to go and drown me sorrows :beer

But please, pray do tell

Why is it necessary to work on your escort from underneath?
Surly, if she is that heavy that you need to hold her up it would be better to work from on top

I have a good book somewhere that shows you how

well she prefers to be on top. lol:augie

 

[Thomas-the-Terrano2]

imagine the 72 quid would be long gone in storage fees by now....

and the item disposed of...that is up for sale again.

 

[tezzer]

lol, yes your right, im thinking of emailing him and asking for more rent :lol

 

[lacroupade]

lol, yes your right, im thinking of emailing him and asking for more rent :lol

what, like a rent boy kind of thing?? Blimey, what with Jim and his plastic bag tip this site is really getting seedy...:augie

I'm just waiting for the Readers Wives section to open up....

 

[zippy656]

I'm just waiting for the Readers Wives section to open up....

get your Mrs to start off then

 

[tezzer]

what, like a rent boy kind of thing?? Blimey, what with Jim and his plastic bag tip this site is really getting seedy...:augie

I'm just waiting for the Readers Wives section to open up....

so you think i might have a sordid past then, well im not a mp so the rent boy is out :lol, readers wifes could be interesting, sort of rings a bell lol:naughty

 

[lacroupade]

Ah...happy days behind the garages with Parade and H&E!!! LOL:augie

 

[The Patrolman]

LOOKING like a porn star and BEING a porn star are two different things I'm pleased to say....:augie

LOOKING like a porn star and BEING a porn star

:doh But thinking you're porn star......:clap

Go onnnn!!!! That's Special:thumbs