hand carwash invasion

[makeitfit]

I only wash my cars ONCE :augie just before I sell 'em :lol

 

[11redrex]

there's shit loads in Stoke, Stafford and Newcastle-under-Lyme too. None of the workers speak a word of English

Lucky they don't speak any English, they might tell you how bad yours is.



They wouldn't have done mine for a tenner, it took me over an hour with the jet wash, and I had to take the wheels off to get to all the mud ! Thought I'd broken something when I went up the road - anything over 50mph and it was shaking like a shitting elephant. The wheels were caked with clay and that knocked the balance out a tad.

 

[spinna]

We have alot in Telford and this is what they say when u park up and yes it is as spelt(you one carwash):lol. Going rate for normal size car is £5 and between £7/£10 for propper cars like Trols and Terrano's which seems pretty fair to me as they do a good job and normally throw in tyre shine and free air freshner
I do wonder tho how many are legal

 

[gazterrano]

Lucky they don't speak any English, they might tell you how bad yours is.



They wouldn't have done mine for a tenner, it took me over an hour with the jet wash, and I had to take the wheels off to get to all the mud ! Thought I'd broken something when I went up the road - anything over 50mph and it was shaking like a shitting elephant. The wheels were caked with clay and that knocked the balance out a tad.

like that one for an expression redex.....50mph shaking like a shitting elephant:lol:lol:lol

 

[gazterrano]

I washed mine myself today for the first time since June and I speak English quite well. I feel a bit left out now :doh

nice one!!!:clap:clap

 

[Fez_uk]

why would you :nenau

:clap :naughty :stupid :lol

 

[Thomas-the-Terrano2]

I washed mine myself today for the first time since June and I speak English quite well. I feel a bit left out now :doh

about same only havent washed ours since got it n august.

still looks ok, so amazon green wears the crap pretty well.

so the rain must have soap in in it these days not just acid.

just plucking up enthusiasm to clean the caravan, which have
had 3 years and never touched on outside. theres some
green on the roof but not bad really.


96t keep your voice down, the immigrant english are on our
way, mnd might head back to wales when we are overrun
here, got family there and more importantly will be less diesel.

 

[Thomas-the-Terrano2]

We have alot in Telford and this is what they say when u park up and yes it is as spelt(you one carwash):lol. Going rate for normal size car is £5 and between £7/£10 for propper cars like Trols and Terrano's which seems pretty fair to me as they do a good job and normally throw in tyre shine and free air freshner
I do wonder tho how many are legal

a pal wants to set one up, not much competition in our side of the city, yet.

wants do do it with proper recycling of dirty water, something which will make
many of the others illegal as their run off heads for the nearest street gutter,

 

[gazterrano]

a pal wants to set one up, not much competition in our side of the city, yet.

wants do do it with proper recycling of dirty water, something which will make
many of the others illegal as their run off heads for the nearest street gutter,

just recently been told carwash trying to start up in a diss used pub car park near me no planning permission nothing local traders are going mental:bow its so easy for them to start up bucket & sponge:doh . if authoritys turn up they leg it leaving behind a bucket & leather:doh

 

[larson]

i have moaned about imigrants on this site and other sites but at least these are working. some might get less than minimum wage. there white english on my estate that wont work but have cidr and m-cat every day

i only go in winter. i like it to be 3 degrees or less so i can see them freezing in there wet clothes.. its wrong i know but it cheers me up

 

[gazterrano]

i have moaned about imigrants on this site and other sites but at least these are working. some might get less than minimum wage. there white english on my estate that wont work but have cidr and m-cat every day

i only go in winter. i like it to be 3 degrees or less so i can see them freezing in there wet clothes.. its wrong i know but it cheers me up

i bet 90% dont earn minimum wage, prob share a bucket of days takings ! oh thats bad 3 degrees & there washing mi motor in wet clothes funny as ****:lol:lol:lol

 

[larson]

better when it was -5 5quid well spent

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

Many years ago I used to work in tourism in south Devon, I had a hand car wash idea then and planned to staff it entirely with young ladies, to wash the flies off your screen after a long motorway journey. What a cracking start to the holidays - sexist , i know, but i was very young. The wet clothes and cold temperatures could only add to this idea :thumb2

 

[gazterrano]

Many years ago I used to work in tourism in south Devon, I had a hand car wash idea then and planned to staff it entirely with young ladies, to wash the flies off your screen after a long motorway journey. What a cracking start to the holidays - sexist , i know, but i was very young. The wet clothes and cold temperatures could only add to this idea :thumb2

am sure if most of our sites had young ladies in wet clothes washing there motors the que would reach you:lol:lol .... may i even pay 8 quid then

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

am sure if most of our sites had young ladies in wet clothes washing there motors the que would reach you:lol:lol .... may i even pay 8 quid then

I may re-think the plan, but I found girls are crap at washing cars - but would it matter? :thumbs

 

[gazterrano]

I may re-think the plan, but I found girls are crap at washing cars - but would it matter? :thumbs

id be prepared to drive home wash the bits thats missed myself just to have 2 young girls lathering up my motor ooh what joy when the soap runs off windows :lol:lol:lol