Hand brake problems.....

[Kamsin]

Iv had some handbrake problems with the Mav and the GF has also got the same problem with her little MGF. (I carnt have any thing with out her wanting it too) :lol.

So, i did a search on here and found the "Handbrake" down load, it was a simple fix, take out the centre consol, ajust the nut at the rear of the handbrake, put it back together, Job Done :clap.

The MGF, take out centre consol only to find out you can not get to the nut very well, 1 hour later, nut ajusted, put on hand brake and car rolled down the hill. Humm :nenau. Join MGF owners site, (In GF's name) and look through what they have to say.........4 hours later after a complete rear caliper strip down and re-build, she too has a handbrake. :thumb2

Then to top it off.....I go to put tools away in the "Shead" and she moans at me, not to be long cos she not seen me alday as i have been "Messing" with the cars.....FFS :doh

But on the possitive side, the central locking started working again all by its self on the Mav.

 

[BigBlack]

she moans at me, not to be long cos she not seen me alday as i have been "Messing" with the cars.....FFS :doh.

Could be worse.... she could be your wife!!!! :lol :lol :lol

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

Could be worse.... she could be your wife!!!! :lol :lol :lol

then it would definately be worse, it allways is on the other side of the ceremony :thumbs :lol

 

[jace]

Washing Ironing ****in* Etc what wife stands for(nervous glance over shoulder lol) whey heey a swear filter lol

 

[rustic]

then it would definately be worse, it allways is on the other side of the ceremony :thumbs :lol

When before marriage......... I will......and after........ I wont..:lol :lol

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

When before marriage......... I will......and after........ I wont..:lol :lol

when i got wed (the first time) my dad said to me:

Son, every time you make love in the forst year of your marroed life, stick a pin in the headboard

Then after the first anniversary, every time you make love pull one out again.

I asked why?

Because son, you'll be pulling them out for the rest of your life! :augie

shoudl that have been in the jokes section mods? :lol

 

[jace]

Then to top it off.....I go to put tools away in the "Shead" and she moans at me, not to be long cos she not seen me alday as i have been "Messing" with the cars.....FFS

i dont have that problem with my mrs .......my tool box is in the front room lol

 

[(RIP) PLANK]

i dont have that problem with my mrs .......my tool box is in the front room lol

that'll all change when the ring goes through your nose, sorry, i meant on her finger :naughty

 

[jace]

ha ha i dont do jewelry and after 22yrs i know shes ......i mean i know whos the boss lol

 

[jace]

‎4 all those men who say why marry the cow wen u can get the milk 4 free? Here is an update 4 u! Nowdays 80 percent of woman are against marriage,why? Because woman realize its not worth buying the entire pig just for a little sausage! ! ! ! !
just got this of my facebook page lol

 

[Kamsin]

I guessing with the comments then, no one on here has any plans to name the "Big Day" this year. :lol

My GF wants us to get Wed, but I’m not to keen on the idea, like they say marriage is an institution and if i wanted to be institutionalised i would at least pick one with padded walls so it don’t hurt to much when i bang my head against it. :thumbs

 

[rustic]

I didn't know what happiness was until I got married....
But then it was too late..... :doh



I am happily married...
My wife tells me so every day. :thumb2



Some advice for a happy marriage, Always have the last word in an argument.


" YES DEAR " :doh

 

[jace]

I didn't know what happiness was until I got married....
But then it was too late..... :doh



I am happily married...
My wife tells me so every day. :thumb2



Some advice for a happy marriage, Always have the last word in an argument.


" YES DEAR " :doh

brillant best one yet that one! marriage is like anything if u get on ok what difference can piece of paper mean? exept shes now entitled to half of everything!