From The Arse of a Pigeon

[Monaro Pete]

comes this



I had the back door open slightly whilst I was cooking a bacon sandwich this morning.

I heard a sound that sounded like someone had opened & shut my recycle bin a number of times in quick succession.

I was greeted by all this & when I looked up there was a pigeon sat on my gable end. I don't know what it had been eating, but I think it should stop.

It just stood there looking down at me with it's arse hole flexing, I thought id better move before more comes out.
How does such a small bird part with all that in one go :nenau :lol :lol

The jet wash came out later to wash the truck, the wall, back door & bin all had a wash too.

 

[emjaybee]

F*** me !!!



How big's the bloody pigeon?

 

[Blocky10]

You should have blocked the hole with a shotgun cartridge:lol

 

[jims-terrano]

Think yourself lucky it hasn't found your truck:doh

 

[rustic]

Next time leave the bin lid open, he was only trying to recycle it lol..

Thank goodness pigs can't really fly.:doh

Talking of pigs... I hope you still enjoyed your bacon sandwich... It would take a lot to put me off that.
We were out to sea on my dads boat once, One of the crew was hanging over the side... We were all enjoying our bacon butties and strong rum tea.
:thumb2

 

[Monaro Pete]

Next time leave the bin lid open, he was only trying to recycle it lol..

Thank goodness pigs can't really fly.:doh

Talking of pigs... I hope you still enjoyed your bacon sandwich... It would take a lot to put me off that.
We were out to sea on my dads boat once, One of the crew was hanging over the side... We were all enjoying our bacon butties and strong rum tea.
:thumb2

I used to work offshore & the best way to combat sea sickness is to eat.
I'm fortunate as I don't suffer, except when I would walk into the galley & look through the small porthole window from across the tables, that played with my mind & stomach slightly.

 

[Monaro Pete]

You should have blocked the hole with a shotgun cartridge:lol

It very nearly had a 2.2 pellet plugging its bum hole :lol