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Why did you buy a bleedin' river,then?

Not that river me old mucker:kissy.....it goes up and down like a tarts drawers but we are a few feet above it...its the rivers that cross the Strata Florida route (which do eventually drain down here though), when they are in flood its "watch your truck float off down the river" time....people have died up there offroading in rainy conditions doing just that.:)
 
Not that river me old mucker:kissy.....it goes up and down like a tarts drawers but we are a few feet above it...its the rivers that cross the Strata Florida route (which do eventually drain down here though), when they are in flood its "watch your truck float off down the river" time....people have died up there offroading in rainy conditions doing just that.:)
Now I understand:doh Have to check me old Geography books but I'm not sure England or Wales existed in those books. While I think of it,how did you get on with your boyfriends chandelier?
 
Now I understand:doh Have to check me old Geography books but I'm not sure England or Wales existed in those books. While I think of it,how did you get on with your boyfriends chandelier?

Well.....................................

.....I managed to escape without incident LOL...but I have to say, he makes a mean jammy sponge cake!! But it was slightly painful....Mr DIY here trying to install a heavy chandelier on to a 300 year-old lath and plaster ceiling without bringing the house down, and yer man just stands here and watches...end to end.:doh

It was probably my rippling six-pack though......:augie

Funny you should ask, cos his 'friend' came in this morning looking at expensive lamps....still, at least he can chuck 'em in the boot!!:thumbs
 
Well its howling....got to walk the dogs round the field in a minute in total drakness, hoping I don't get beheaded by a sheet of tin flying off the shed roof :doh
 
could get attacked by some sex craved nyphomaniac woman with big boobies and stockings ....... , ( tablet time ) :augie
 
could get attacked by some sex craved nyphomaniac woman with big boobies and stockings ....... , ( tablet time ) :augie

No danger.Did you not read his earlier post? His missus is away with a man, or was it Oman?
 
No danger.Did you not read his earlier post? His missus is away with a man, or was it Oman?


plenty of danger. trust me all his neighbours are swingers and or voyeurs.

so im led to believe
 
plenty of danger. trust me all his neighbours are swingers and or voyeurs.

so im led to believe

I wish! They are all 80 year-old serial sheep shaggers.:rolleyes:

I took my missus to a wife swapping party once though. :eek:

Came home with a socket set and a second-hand Flymo......:doh
 
I wish! They are all 80 year-old serial sheep shaggers.:rolleyes:

I took my missus to a wife swapping party once though. :eek:

Came home with a socket set and a second-hand Flymo......:doh

the socket set was incomplete...... but i dont half miss my flymo :naughty:naughty:naughty
 

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