macabethiel
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The Oscar way
P.S. If you do get a Shotgun just a word of warning do not shoot through a bathroom door its Culpable Manslaughter.
All this talk of Shotguns reminds me of a true story.
My younger brother went babysitting for some friends of his then girlfriend locally in Mickleover.
When he arrived with his girlfriend the man of the house took him into the lounge to show him his brand new Pump Action Shotgun (We are going back 36 years).
The bloke proceeded to show him the self loading mechanism and fortunately the gun barrell was pointing upwards as there was still a round in the system and it went off blowing a hole in the lounge ceilling. It did not make a huge hole in the ceiling due to the angle when it was accientally discharged and the fact that it was Wimpey Artexed.
The funny bit when everyone got over the initial shock was when water started to come through the ceiling as he had holed the central heating pipes. It was all the funnier when my brother told me the bloke had a very attractive West Indian wife and that he was a P.C. in Derby. He was on a different shift to me but worked at the same place the old St Marys Gate Poice Station. He never did work out how everyone at work found out about his mishap. It did not due his Street Cred at the Nick any good. LOL
On a serious note the consequences could have been very severe it could have killed or seriously injured someone in the room.
P.S. If you do get a Shotgun just a word of warning do not shoot through a bathroom door its Culpable Manslaughter.
All this talk of Shotguns reminds me of a true story.
My younger brother went babysitting for some friends of his then girlfriend locally in Mickleover.
When he arrived with his girlfriend the man of the house took him into the lounge to show him his brand new Pump Action Shotgun (We are going back 36 years).
The bloke proceeded to show him the self loading mechanism and fortunately the gun barrell was pointing upwards as there was still a round in the system and it went off blowing a hole in the lounge ceilling. It did not make a huge hole in the ceiling due to the angle when it was accientally discharged and the fact that it was Wimpey Artexed.
The funny bit when everyone got over the initial shock was when water started to come through the ceiling as he had holed the central heating pipes. It was all the funnier when my brother told me the bloke had a very attractive West Indian wife and that he was a P.C. in Derby. He was on a different shift to me but worked at the same place the old St Marys Gate Poice Station. He never did work out how everyone at work found out about his mishap. It did not due his Street Cred at the Nick any good. LOL
On a serious note the consequences could have been very severe it could have killed or seriously injured someone in the room.