Boob jokes

[lacroupade]

Alright lads, lets get it out of our systems....your worst boob jokes if you please.....

STARTER FOR 10.

A man approaches a young woman in a shop. He says “I can’t find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?”

The woman says “Well of course if it helps, but do you have really not have any idea where your wife might be?”

“Not a clue” he says “ she's been missing for over two hours, but whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she appears out of nowhere!”

:lol:lol

 

[R1cho]

What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
Its Braille for "suck here".

 

[R1cho]

Two guys are talking in a bar.
One of them proclaims, "I'm a breast man, myself."
The other replies, "You know, that's awfully sexist!"
The first corrects himself, "You're right. I'm a breast *person*."

 

[lacroupade]

What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
Its Braille for "suck here".

...the other side says "don't talk with your mouth full".....:augie

 

[evs1984]

Here's a one liner... I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

 

[elty001]

the mrs was talking to me about having a boob job,so i told her to save her money and just rub toilet roll between them everyday.
will that work she asks?
well it has worked on your arse i replied.:lol:lol

 

[zippy656]

the mrs was talking to me about having a boob job,so i told her to save her money and just rub toilet roll between them everyday.
will that work she asks?
well it has worked on your arse i replied.:lol:lol

i take it you were running away at the time?