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96terrano

96terrano

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what's the worst things you've ever done to you're body? And I Dont mean drink, smokes ets




Me? Well I've:

Knackered 3 fingers with a viscouse fan 'nails don't grow now':doh:doh

Fractured a toe

Slamed into a gate when I was 6 and still have a tiny lump on me head

Climed over a gate that wasn't attached to hinges and it nearly crushed my gentleman sausage:eek:

Fell down 15 stairs

Slammed myself into a wall when Scottish county dancing at school

And finally, was kicked by a horse



Anyone else stupid enough to beat that? :lol
 
Ryan, sounds like you need to wear a crash helmet when you go out mate...and some body armour :lol

Never broken anything although I did nearly loose a finger when a box of steel blank plates for saw blades fell against my hand and again when a storage heater slipped while I was helping to get it down stairs but that's all really:D
 
115 mph ( approx ) motorcycle crash at olivers mount race track nr scarborough ........ into a crash barrier and ended up halfway down the hillside after bouncing off a few dozen trees ....... a total of 7 months in hospital ....... ouch
 
briggie said:
115 mph ( approx ) motorcycle crash at olivers mount race track nr scarborough ........ into a crash barrier and ended up halfway down the hillside after bouncing off a few dozen trees ....... a total of 7 months in hospital ....... ouch
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:eek:
 
Not done owt as bad as that even tho Ive fallen off my bike a couple of times, but have been accident prone around the house,

carrying a oil filled radiator outside and tripped over my chin hit one of the fins and pushed my bottom 5 teeth and gum to the back of my mouth.

Carrying a sheet of glass about 4ft sq caught it on the floor and it cracked in half and slashed my wrist, had some explaining to do at A&E that day :lol

And saved the best til last cutting a tree down fell out of it and broke 5 ribs.

Just hope that's my last 3.
 
Oops that didn't come out right, i meant to write tripped over and my chin hit the rad when the rad hit the floor :doh.
 
Loads and loads of deep cuts to the bone all over my hands from years of being a joiner, went down side of finger with chop saw, loads of hand saw cuts and Stanley blade slashes, and shot a nail gun into my finger lol

Worst was handeling timber whilst doing a little pitched roof and I got a splinter under my fingernail that went past the cuticle almost to my first knuckle, tried to extract it myself to no avail, left it in there all afternoon as had to weather the roof in, then went a&e to have it removed under anaesthetic, was the worst pain I've ever had, that afternoon

Other than that few scrapes over the years falling off bikes etc and had my nose broke twice from headbutts lol
 
stinka said:
Loads and loads of deep cuts to the bone all over my hands from years of being a joiner, went down side of finger with chop saw, loads of hand saw cuts and Stanley blade slashes, and shot a nail gun into my finger lol

Worst was handeling timber whilst doing a little pitched roof and I got a splinter under my fingernail that went past the cuticle almost to my first knuckle, tried to extract it myself to no avail, left it in there all afternoon as had to weather the roof in, then went a&e to have it removed under anaesthetic, was the worst pain I've ever had, that afternoon

Other than that few scrapes over the years falling off bikes etc and had my nose broke twice from headbutts lol
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ffs ouch:eek: sinse a viscous fan ate 3 of mine, im less likely to have that happen :lol i leaned on the fan cover and it broke resulting in my right hand's fingers taking the blades:doh
 
Oops fogot about dim saw cutting mybthumb

And chisle cuts to the bone
 
stinka said:
Loads and loads of deep cuts to the bone all over my hands from years of being a joiner, went down side of finger with chop saw, loads of hand saw cuts and Stanley blade slashes, and shot a nail gun into my finger lol

Worst was handeling timber whilst doing a little pitched roof and I got a splinter under my fingernail that went past the cuticle almost to my first knuckle, tried to extract it myself to no avail, left it in there all afternoon as had to weather the roof in, then went a&e to have it removed under anaesthetic, was the worst pain I've ever had, that afternoon

Other than that few scrapes over the years falling off bikes etc and had my nose broke twice from headbutts lol
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paslode is a bastard done it myself so bloody easy to forget to take your hand from the other side
 
Ohh aye, and you know that flap of skin between you're thumb and finger, well I cut that with some scissors when opening a box that my roof rails came in for my terrano, this is when I retro fitted them back in 2011, couldn't stop it bleeding for about 20 mins, got blood over everything including me truck as that's where I opened the box, that annoyed me more than anything, luckily it was just the rear bumper and door, seriously guys, don't cut that skin:doh had to sit down on the driveway as I nearly fainted, didn't go in the house since my hand was bleeding so much, must of hit a main vain or somthing
 
came of a moto crosser many years ago tore ligements and cartilidge in my left knee. broke my wrist. done my back when i slipped in to some footings at work.as stinka says plenty of hand tool accidents . i once believe it or not was driving a nail home at work still half pissed from the night before drew back with the hammer full swing twatted myself in the mouth. pissed of i threw the hammer then spent 20 minutes trying to find it:lol
 
fookin hurt needless to say took a while till i got back in the swing of things
 
most of mine are horse related, 6 slipped discs, cracked tail bone, broke my nose falling off into a fence, horseshoe shape dent in my ribs, dislocated shoulder whilst on the horse, 2 dents in my leg from a kick, broken toes, broken fingers, always burn myself on the cooker & hot metal :augie ermmmmm think thats it not sure tho
 
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