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tezzer

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A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a
basketball player.
They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.


'What's that?' the lady questions.


'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo,
and Reebok pays me.'


Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that
says NIKE.


'What's that?' the lady questions again..


'Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.


Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo
that says AIDS.


You didn't tell me you had AIDS!' the lady screams.


'No, no! Calm down,' the man replies. 'This will say ADIDAS in a minute.
 
i used to work with a chap who had kung fu on his nob.. i asked him why and he said BIG KICK:augie true story...
 
joke

i have that welsh railway station on mine

paulp
 
actually it reads .... this is a very big knob

but you wouldnt know that, cos the only time ive been naked in your house.








was in your daughters room:augie:augie:augie:cool:
 
actually it reads .... this is a very big knob

but you wouldnt know that, cos the only time ive been naked in your house.








was in your daughters room:augie:augie:augie:cool:


and to think I encouraged you to do that....:doh
 
the way you guy's in team wales use them,it's a wonder you have one left,:lol:naughty
 

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