harlowmaverick
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i finished work last night, jumped into my mav and proceeded to go on my way and get home to stuff my face with lots of salad (on a diet:doh), yippee i thought, i cant wait to get home and act like the stuff that i go out looking for.
anyway, im driving down a main road when some moron passenger in an on coming car throws an egg and my windscreen from a moving car on the other side of the road, im travelling at 40 mph and i take it he was.
so with the drivers mate throwing this egg forward out of the car (approx 10mph) and both speeds of the vehicles, it hit my screen at 90 mph.
made me jump, and could of caused a serious accident. i thought, i had better go and have a quiet word with these two young men (all calmly like, no road rage at all).
stupid little sh1tz didnt relise that i had just gone through some country traffic light and that there was a queue to get through them on their side :doh
they had yet to come across the lights and possibly didnt know the area :naughty.
i span her around on a dime, all calmly and safely like as the handbrake isnt all that, and then i proceeded to follow the car down to the lights.
he must of seen a bat out of hell closing fast behind him or maybe just a peeved maverick owner cos all he did was panic and pull out of the traffic jam into the on coming traffic lane.
thankfully there was no traffic coming towards him, but he was heading rather quickly towards a traffic island.
i have heard of blind panic and shear terror but this part puts them sayings in to perspective.
you guessed it, he must of been blind.
he hit a traffic island square on.:clap
and sheared his sump off i guess in the impact.:clap
he managed to reverse off and get another 60 yards before his car wouldnt go any further, so i calmly pulled up next to him, i never got out and just sat there with the interior light on smiling at him.
he wouldnt get out of the car so i just drove home with the biggest grin ever!
the end
anyway, im driving down a main road when some moron passenger in an on coming car throws an egg and my windscreen from a moving car on the other side of the road, im travelling at 40 mph and i take it he was.
so with the drivers mate throwing this egg forward out of the car (approx 10mph) and both speeds of the vehicles, it hit my screen at 90 mph.
made me jump, and could of caused a serious accident. i thought, i had better go and have a quiet word with these two young men (all calmly like, no road rage at all).
stupid little sh1tz didnt relise that i had just gone through some country traffic light and that there was a queue to get through them on their side :doh
they had yet to come across the lights and possibly didnt know the area :naughty.
i span her around on a dime, all calmly and safely like as the handbrake isnt all that, and then i proceeded to follow the car down to the lights.
he must of seen a bat out of hell closing fast behind him or maybe just a peeved maverick owner cos all he did was panic and pull out of the traffic jam into the on coming traffic lane.
thankfully there was no traffic coming towards him, but he was heading rather quickly towards a traffic island.
i have heard of blind panic and shear terror but this part puts them sayings in to perspective.
you guessed it, he must of been blind.
he hit a traffic island square on.:clap
and sheared his sump off i guess in the impact.:clap
he managed to reverse off and get another 60 yards before his car wouldnt go any further, so i calmly pulled up next to him, i never got out and just sat there with the interior light on smiling at him.
he wouldnt get out of the car so i just drove home with the biggest grin ever!
the end
