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A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs.<O:p></O:p> The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.' 'Holy crap,' the guy...

Only problem with joining two ropes together especially if you use a shackle....if the rope snaps, the shackle could become a deadly missile..:eek: Also see this on ebay.... Item number: 150502645798 Just an example they do much more. I have bought from them a couple of times and I have two...

Someone mention hammer...that's me....where....when....;)

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I have been shocked in the past when looking for batteries.....dont forget to check the main dealers also, I have ended up buying from them because it ended up a better battery, better guarantee, for either less or similar price. I do believe that sometimes the main dealer works out best.

let me see... Knife two spades [1 small army]. two tow ropes ...proper big boy ones. two shackles compass cb radio multi mobile phone charger heavy duty jump leads several sets of spanners more tools torque wrench spare bulbs torch wd 40 rubber gloves industrial gloves 3 Hi viz jackets spare...

does appear that somethis IS going on with the vehicle.....maybe I should come round with my big hammer.:sly

I know you say it's snowing but,is the snow thick? Was it icy/slippy? otherwise.....It does sound normal ...thats the vehicle appearing to hop/jump. Mine did when I first used 4 wheel drive {when I should not have} unless I was in thick snow/ice or mud/off road I just used 2 wheel drive...

Must be bad around Derbyshire we have had competitions cancelled due to severe weather. Any on here from that area?

Anyone need one Ebay 320585270992 or an engine 220586817811

I am so pleased to say we still got none :thumb2

I thought tintin and Nr Speedy were bragging so I thought I would.... No snow here though....just frost :lol

I know it started with tyres but went onto speed........which leads me onto this......There was a twit last year [I think] posted himself speeding down a country lane with his Mrs..it was aired on the site, but I am not sure if I can locate it, but a bet there are some on here than can put their...

I've got 9 inches here.....:augie . . . . . .

http://www.towequipe.co.uk/categorylist/wind-deflectors-nissan-terrano-ii/ left hand side wind deflectors :)...for Terrano

A guy out on the golf course is hit with a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin - in every...

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful...

surely this would make your insurance invalid..

I had a very similar experience at main Toyota dealer, went in for Mot told I had issue with brakes, but after several back and too phone calls total almost £900 for brakes...:eek:

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