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I doubt anything you've done could make your reputation any worse. :augie

Of course! Its not the vehicle is it? Does it still happen if you park the vehicle, get out, walk 50 yards from it and jump up and down? Its the marbles rolling around in yer noddle. Happy to have helped. :sly

Aww crap, Banshee's gonna have to rebuild again! :lol

Left a tool under the bonnet? :nenau

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I've just spent the last hour reading the Amazon reviews for the Veet cream. Oh my Christ, laugh! I've got cramp and I think I've thrown my back out trying to stifle the laughter so as not to wake the wife. Currently up to page 29! Absolute belter there, I've bookmarked the site page! Funniest...

Oh my life, I've got a soggy shirt sleeve from crying with laughter! Wife thought I was having a choking fit ' cos I was crying and couldn't breathe. Don't know if its genuine, but by thump it's f*****g funny. :jesterbg You forgot to sign your revue though T-doug. :sly

Jim, we've always admired your can do attitude and fortitude, but I, and I think quite a few others on here, really think you've been as reasonable as you should be. This really has reached the point where Trading Standards or VOSA should be brought in. I realise that you just want it over...

I'm clueless, what's a memory map? :nenau

I notice with interest that a new emoji has made an appearance. I suspect it is only available to one selected user, but I like it! Maybe we should all hug a ferret. :D As an aside, how do you make/use your own emoji's? :nenau

That's handy Rustic, we're planning to "put up" with you for a lot longer too. Hang in there bloke, we're all rooting for you. Take care of yourself and Roz. Michael

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Yup, I'm still learning how to shoot straight! :lol

Its a tiny ballistic tipped bullet with a helluva lot of powder behind it. It shoots flat out to about 100yards but being small and light gets a bit "drifty" after that. It's not great in windy conditions, but on a day with light wind I'm usually about 70-90 yards from target pests. You can't...

I shoot 'em with a .17HMR, very headless every time! :sly

Oh, I get it. THAT'S what they mean by "death by chocolate". :augie

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Is the Black Magic a backup system? In the event it can't locate a satellite does it then leave a series of chocolates to mark it's progress? :nenau

What a bunch of w*****s! Thank heavens they did it to you! Let me qualify that statement. You have the knowledge, experience and mechanical "sympathy" to "listen" to your vehicle and know something is not right. That could so easily been some (forgive me for stereotyping) lady who just gets...

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