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Old 25-10-2010, 20:44   #1
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Must be a joke

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-PATROL-...item3f040b174e
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Old 25-10-2010, 20:49   #2
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Old 25-10-2010, 20:52   #3
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what a motor, worth every penny, i mean look at the stickers, must of cost a fortune, im surprised no one from here had had a bid,
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Old 25-10-2010, 20:59   #4
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Id like to see this truck as it has prospects for me, it may mean that I can make a real decent profit on my maverick, anybody think that I should put mine on ebay for 5k (n reg mav) it would be worth it if thats worth 5k (then my 600 squid mav is worth 5k,) christ, just think of the insurance premium on a "5k monster truck" guys a joke or is that jerk, probably both
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Old 25-10-2010, 21:17   #5
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IMPROVEMENTS:

NEW TIRES - £800 -they don't look like http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/325-80-R16-MIC...item2c4c25c469

Tinted windows - £300, -WHY
Filter induction kit - £200 -Robbed, it's a diesel
2 new batteries (6 months) - £150
Snorkel car kit original - £220 - worth £70 at auction
Belt tension - £180 - i'm fat don't need mine tensioning
Professional wiper - £40 - WHAT
Xenon lights - £80 - bi pricey
Exedy clutch - £450 - What is an Edy clutch anyways , perefere Aouto's
Huski Winch 10.000 lbs – very rare - £700 -NOT
Body stickers - £300 -..............NO Comment!! comment..."w4nk3r!!"
Oil catch tank - £60 - Patrols don't throw oil away so you don't need to catch it!
Chrome bumpers - £170- Robbed - Again
New alternator - £250 -recon £80
Many others improvements ..... My ARSE
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Old 25-10-2010, 21:26   #6
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IMPROVEMENTS:

NEW TIRES - £800 -they don't look like http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/325-80-R16-MIC...item2c4c25c469

Tinted windows - £300, -WHY
Filter induction kit - £200 -Robbed, it's a diesel
2 new batteries (6 months) - £150
Snorkel car kit original - £220 - worth £70 at auction
Belt tension - £180 - i'm fat don't need mine tensioning
Professional wiper - £40 - WHAT
Xenon lights - £80 - bi pricey
Exedy clutch - £450 - What is an Edy clutch anyways , perefere Aouto's
Huski Winch 10.000 lbs – very rare - £700 -NOT
Body stickers - £300 -..............NO Comment!! comment..."w4nk3r!!"
Oil catch tank - £60 - Patrols don't throw oil away so you don't need to catch it!
Chrome bumpers - £170- Robbed - Again
New alternator - £250 -recon £80
Many others improvements ..... My ARSE

lmao, you shouldn't knock it, it's probably his pride and joy after all,
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Old 25-10-2010, 21:29   #7
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I recobn £1500 tops
and No more!!!!!!!!

Oh apart from the roof rack £300 cos it looks the Dogs!
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Old 25-10-2010, 21:29   #8
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IMPROVEMENTS:

NEW TIRES - £800 -they don't look like http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/325-80-R16-MIC...item2c4c25c469

Tinted windows - £300, -WHY
Filter induction kit - £200 -Robbed, it's a diesel
2 new batteries (6 months) - £150
Snorkel car kit original - £220 - worth £70 at auction
Belt tension - £180 - i'm fat don't need mine tensioning
Professional wiper - £40 - WHAT
Xenon lights - £80 - bi pricey
Exedy clutch - £450 - What is an Edy clutch anyways , perefere Aouto's
Huski Winch 10.000 lbs – very rare - £700 -NOT
Body stickers - £300 -..............NO Comment!! comment..."w4nk3r!!"
Oil catch tank - £60 - Patrols don't throw oil away so you don't need to catch it!
Chrome bumpers - £170- Robbed - Again
New alternator - £250 -recon £80
Many others improvements ..... My ARSE


http://www.exedy.co.uk/
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Old 25-10-2010, 21:31   #9
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wow !! it sounds superb !!!! ..... any bad points ?
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Old 25-10-2010, 21:35   #10
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IMPROVEMENTS: Sell the owner

NEW TIRES - £800 BULL$HIT

Tinted windows - £300, mugged off

Filter induction kit - £200 £50 tops

2 new batteries (6 months) - £150 Y

Snorkel car kit original - £220 Umm...

Belt tension - £180 Gold plated

Professional wiper - £40 £20 tops for modern style

Xenon lights - £80 More like £40 for 2 bulbs

Exedy clutch - £450 Yeah right, only done for performance cars

Huski Winch 10.000 lbs – very rare - £700 NOT rare but are expensive when new

Body stickers - £300 DIY for £50

Oil catch tank - £60 Pointless

Chrome bumpers - £170 GAY

New alternator - £250 £125 from Milners

Many others improvements to decrease the value



Bet he comes from cloud 9 & looks like BA

What a 1st class COCK
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Old 25-10-2010, 21:37   #11
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Nice site! Pretty cars! but it don't make that 5h!t worth £5k
If you ad the winch, snorkel and roof rack to the base £1k it's worth £1750 max.

After you get the graffitti removed and the windows cleared ( unless your a Mingger ) thats still£1500
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Old 25-10-2010, 22:21   #12
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Ah well after my first post I was expecting a raging flood of people wanting to buy my n reg mav for 5k but alas like this guy its a waste of time trying, go on I will play ball and let anyone have it for say 4.5 k but your robbing me
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Old 25-10-2010, 22:26   #13
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IMPROVEMENTS: Sell the owner

NEW TIRES - £800 BULL$HIT

Tinted windows - £300, mugged off

Filter induction kit - £200 £50 tops

2 new batteries (6 months) - £150 Y

Snorkel car kit original - £220 Umm...

Belt tension - £180 Gold plated

Professional wiper - £40 £20 tops for modern style

Xenon lights - £80 More like £40 for 2 bulbs

Exedy clutch - £450 Yeah right, only done for performance cars

Huski Winch 10.000 lbs – very rare - £700 NOT rare but are expensive when new

Body stickers - £300 DIY for £50

Oil catch tank - £60 Pointless

Chrome bumpers - £170 GAY




New alternator - £250 £125 from Milners

Many others improvements to decrease the value



Bet he comes from cloud 9 & looks like BA

What a 1st class COCK
when do we start with the questions ? I just offered him £5, but only if he takes the stickers off.
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Old 25-10-2010, 22:50   #14
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He sounds like a perfect customer, pays over the odds for each purchase.
Anybody got any junk sell it to him.
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